A visit to the doctor 這篇英翻中

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A visit to the doctor
Whenever I accompanied my aunt on her visits to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured. It seemed inevitable that－no matter when she scheduled her appointment－she’d have to wait.
One day when my aunt’s name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale.
“I need to get your weight today,” explained the nurse.
Without a moment’s hesitation, my aunt replied, “One hour and forty-five minutes.”
A day late
A doctor knocked on his patient’s hospital door one evening.
The doctor told him he had good news and bad news.
“What’s the good news, Doc?” asked the patient.
“I’m sorry to have to tell you, but you have only twenty-four hours to live, answered the doctor.”
“Whoa…Doc! If that’s the good news, what’s the bad news?”，asked the anxious patient.
“I meant to tell you yesterday,”replied the doctor.
Professionals
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists took a walk.
“People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,”one psychiatrist said,“but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we hear each other out right now? After all, if we can’t trust each other, who can we trust?”
They agree to this.
The first psychiatrist confessed,“I am a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually over bill my patients as much as I can.”
The second admitted,“I have a drug problem that’s out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.”
The third psychiatrist said,“I know it’s wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can’t keep a secret.”

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Answer 1

A visit to the doctor 就醫記

Whenever I accompanied my aunt on her visits to the doctor,
每次我陪阿姨去看病
she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured.
她總是跟我抱怨在候診室的時間拖的太長
It seemed inevitable that－no matter when she scheduled her appointment－she’d have to wait.照例, 無論她約的是幾點, 她都得等
One day when my aunt’s name was finally called, she was asked to step on the scale. 有一天 當我的阿姨的名字終於被叫到時, 她被要求站在體重機上
“I need to get your weight today,” explained the nurse.護士解釋說: 我今天須要幫您量體重
Without a moment's hesitation, my aunt replied, “One hour and forty-five minutes.”一點不猶豫, 我的阿姨回答說: 一小時又45分鐘


A day late 晚了一天

A doctor knocked on his patient’s hospital door one evening.
一晚 有一位醫生在醫院敲他病人的房門
The doctor told him he had good news and bad news.
醫生告訴病人: 有一些好消息也有一些壞消息要告訴他
“What’s the good news, Doc?” asked the patient.
"好消息是什麼呢? 醫生" 病人問
“I’m sorry to have to tell you, but you have only twenty-four hours to live, answered the doctor.”"我很抱歉的告訴您 您只有24小時可以活了" 醫生回答說
“Whoa…Doc! If that’s the good news, what’s the bad news?”，asked the anxious patient."哇...如果這是好消息 那壞消息是什麼呢?" 病人焦慮的問
“I meant to tell you yesterday,”replied the doctor.
"我本來是昨天要告訴您的" 醫生回答說

2007-11-17 01:35:10 補充：
Professionals 專家

在參加一個會議期間 三位心理醫生(抽空)一起散步

2007-11-17 01:35:25 補充：
"人們總是告訴我們他們的罪惡感和懼怕"其中一位心理醫生如此說 "但我們卻無人傾訴自己的問題 , 既然我們都是專家 , 何不現在就說出來大家聽? 畢竟 , 如果我們不能彼此信任 , 我們還可以信任誰呢?
They agree to this.他們都同意

2007-11-17 01:35:56 補充：
第一位心理醫生坦白的說: 我是購物狂, 已經債台高築, 所以我盡可能的多收病人的錢

第二位承認: 我有毒癮不可自拔, 常常要求我的病人幫我買非法藥物

第三位心理醫生說: "我知道我這樣不對, 可是不管我怎麼努力, 我就是不能保密

2007-11-17 01:36:35 補充：
因為字數太多 只好分斷翻譯

這是三則有關醫療的笑話