英文演講稿翻譯 (急!)

Question

現在想想，幸好我不是男孩子。如果是的話，她一定會認為我是變態，right?

但我認為，每一次的經驗都是很好的學習或許我們可以從每一次的經驗中學到一些東西
( ↑這段只要意思差不多就好,不一定要完全一樣.)






我今天晚上之前一定要拿到
真的希望有人能夠幫幫我
禮拜三就要用到了
拜託拜託!!><

是上面那兩句唷
從＂現在想想＂到＂一些東西＂
那兩句全部都要^^　

Answer 1

Thinking about it now, fortunately I am not a boy. If it is true, she is sure to think that I am abnormal, right?

But I think , each experience is all that perhaps we can learn some things from each experience in very good study!

Answer 2

現在想想, 幸好我不是男孩, 如果是的話, 她一定會認為
我是變態! right?

Come to think of it, I'm lucky for not being a boy, if I am,
she may think that I am a pervert.

但我認為, 每一次的經驗是最好的學習或許我們可以從每一次
的經驗中學到一些東西

But in my opinion, every experiences become our lectures, maybe
we can learn many things from those experiences.

Answer 3

Now that I have come to think of it, luckily, I were not a boy.
If I were, she must would think I am a sicko (or freak).
Won't you agree?
However, I think that every experience is a good learning experience.
Perhaps, we will learn something from each experience.

Answer 4

I am lucky that I was not a boy. if I was , she will treat me as a psycho. am I right ? but I think it is the best way to learn something from the previous experience .****

Answer 5

現在想想，幸好我不是男孩子。如果是的話，她一定會認為我是變態，right?

但我認為，每一次的經驗都是很好的學習或許我們可以從每一次的經驗中學到一些東西

Now I thinks that, certainly I am not a boy.If it's, she can certainly think I am the metamorphosis, right?

But I believed that, perhaps in each experience are all very good study we may learn from each experience maybe we could learn some thing that are from the experience.