有關英文低笑話

Question

我想找有關英文低笑話跟諺語
我要貼在學校用低那種
我找過~~可是都找不到ㄝ~~

Answer 1

笑話
The Perfect Son
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.


A Second Language
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!"
The cat ran away.
"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse.
"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."


The Biggest Lie
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.


諺語
A bad penny always comes back.
惡有惡報。

A bad shearer never had a good sickle.
劣工尤器。
拙劣的割草工人用不出好鐮刀。自己技術不好，再好的鐮刀也沒有用

A bad workman always blames his tools.
劣工尤器。
拙劣的工匠只會怪工具不好。

A bad workman quarrels with his tools
劣工尤器。
劣匠只會跟自己的工具吵架。

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
一鳥在手勝於兩鳥在林。
擁有的才是最真實的。把握現在。及時行樂，有花堪折直須折。

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
小別勝新婚。

A burnt child dreads the fire.
受灼的小孩必怕火。
一朝被蛇咬，十年怕草繩。

網站給你，那邊好多

Answer 2

瞭解一次、多一次的保障。尋找八大行業工作。必須謹慎小心一點。
小巴常說:保險跟冒險只差一個字，意義卻是大不同!
一通電話、一次詢問。都是為自己的著想。

Answer 3

想學好英文又不想花很多錢
加上我是夜校生又要打工~時間不穩定
不可能上補習班
所以我就查詢的有關英文的線上教學
發現了這篇文章還不錯唷~
http://pop01730.pixnet.net/blog/post/30463202
只要填寫簡單問卷就能免費替自己的英文能力分級唷!!
和完全免費的專業諮詢唷~

Answer 4

笑話我有一個，但只是有意思不是說非常的好笑。
Jack was waiting for his friend Jenn in the airport.
When Jack met Jenn and it was going...
Jack: Hi,Jenn
Jenn: Hi,Jack..
then something happened!!

hijack是指搶劫的意思，所以當Jenn說hi,jack的時候，Jack就被警察抓走了!

Answer 5

幾個英文的腦筋急轉彎
*How many sides does a circle have?
>>Two, inside and outside.
*What comes twice in a moment,once in a minute,but none in a year?
>>The letter"M".
*為什麼試管嬰兒總是不成材?試用一句常見的英文諺語說明。
>>Spare the rod,spoil the child.
(原義:不打不成器。在這兒曲解字面成:少了那一"棒"，小孩就慣壞了)

Answer 6

英文諺語集錦
■Man proposes, God disposes.
　謀事在人，成事在天
■Out of sight, out of mind.
　眼不見心不煩
■Still water runs deep.
　人不可貌相，海水不可斗量
■The pot calls the kettle black.
　五十步笑百步
■Well begun is half done.
　好的開始是成功的一半
■Whispering tongues can poison truth.
　謠言足以生是非
■The best fish swims near the bottom.
　好魚游溪底
■The biter is sometimes bit.
　害人害己
■The darkest hour is that before the dawn.
　否極泰來
■Little strokes fell great oaks.
　滴水可以穿石