1.If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
2.Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
3.Do it only with the best.
4.Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
5.One good turn gets most of the blankets.
6.You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
7.Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
8.It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Anonymous comment:
The person who said that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all...NEVER loved and lost!
9.Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
10.Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
11.Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
12.Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
13.A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
14.What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
15.It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
16.A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
17.Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
18.Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
19.Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
2006-11-14 10:15:30 · 3 個解答 · 發問者 Anonymous in 社會與文化 ➔ 語言
這些句子出現在"Murphy's Laws of sex"，全文請見：
http://www-sop.inria.fr/acacia/personnel/Fabien.Gandon/murphy.html
以下是我的翻譯，給你參考了：
1. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
1. 如果用研究女性胸部的努力去研究太空計畫，我們現在就能在月亮上開熱狗攤。
2. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
2. 愛是化學的問題，性是物理學的問題。
3. Do it only with the best.
3. 只以最好的方法做它。
4. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
4. 性(Sex)是需要一些老式的髒話(four-letter words)來表達它全部意思的三個字母的單字。
5. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
5. 好心有好報。禮尚往來。
6. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
6. 你不能藉著讓九個女人懷孕，而在一個月內生出孩子。
7. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
7. 愛是想像上而不是智慧上的勝利。
8. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Anonymous comment:
The person who said that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all...NEVER loved and lost!
8. 愛了又失去比從未去愛更好。
匿名的意見︰
說這句話的人不曾愛了又失去﹗
9. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
9. 你不會犯通姦行為.....除非你有心(情)。
10. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
10. 決不和有更多麻煩的女人上床。
11. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
11. 戒酒，戒女人和戒歌；大多為歌。
12. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
12. 當女人疲倦或者休息時，決不和她爭論。
13. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
13. 女人從未忘記她曾經能擁有的男人；而男人卻是那些得不到的女人。
14. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
14. 重點不是這根魔棒的長度，而是在棒子裡的魔力。
15. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
15. 被檢查比被忽略好。
16. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
16. 一個男人可以滿意任何女人，只要他不愛她。
17. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
17. 玩蛙跳遊戲的人必須完成全部跳躍。
18. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
18. 美麗是膚淺的；但醜陋卻是徹骨的。
19. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
19. 不要站在消防栓和一條狗之間。(狗會找消防栓尿尿..)
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2014-05-09 04:52:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.假如在女性的胸部上進入了研究的努力進入我們的太空計畫，我們現在將會在月亮上跑熱狗臺子。
2.愛是大約化學，性別是大約物理學。
3.只對最好做它。
4.性別是需要一些舊式的髒話傳達它的完全意義的一個三信的字。
5.一個好旋轉得到大部份的毛毯。
6.你在一個月中藉由浸漬九個女人不能夠生產一個嬰兒。
7.愛是 i 的凱旋
8.已經愛而且失去是好的超過從不到已經全然愛。
作者不詳的意見：
說已經愛而且失去比一點也不有愛好的人。。。從不愛而且失去了！
9.你不將犯通姦．....除非在心情。
10.和一個有得到的麻煩比你多的女人不再躺下。
11.戒除葡萄酒，女人和歌； 大部份歌。
12.當她很疲累的時候，和一個女人不再爭論－- 或讓。休息
13.一個女人從不忘記她可以已經有的男人； 一個男人 , 女人他無法。
14.什麼事件在樹枝中不是棒的長度 , 但是魔術。
15.超過忽略被瀏覽是比較好的。
16.只要他不愛她，一個男人能對任何的女人感到滿意。
17.玩跳蛙遊戲的人們一定要完成所有的跳躍。
18.美人是膚淺的； 醜陋的正確地對骨頭去。
19.在一個消防栓和一隻狗之間站著。
2006-11-14 10:40:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋