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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, \"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don\'t know where I am.\" The woman below replied, \"You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.\" “You must be an engineer,\" said the balloonist. “I am,\" replied the woman, \"How did you know?\" “Well,\" answered the balloonist, \"everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you\'ve not been much help so far. \"The woman below responded, \"You must be in Management.\" “I am,\" replied the balloonist, \"but how did you know?\" “Well,\" said the woman, \"you don\'t know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it\'s my fault!\"
2006-04-10 14:22:10 · 5 個解答 · 發問者 Jane 2 in 社會與文化 ➔ 語言
有個在熱氣球上的男人發現他迷路了。他降低了高度，並看到下面有個女人。他再降低一點並且大叫道: "很抱歉，你可以幫我個忙嗎？我跟朋友約好一個小時前碰面，但我現在不知道自己在哪裡。"那女人說："你在一個懸在空中 差不多㌰英尺的熱氣球裡呀，你的位置在北緯40度跟41度之間，西經59度跟60度之間。"氣球上的人說："你一定是個工程師。" 那女人回答："我就是。你怎知？" 氣球上的人回答："喔～你說的每件事技術上來看都是對的，但我不知道怎麼從你的答案中找到我需要的答案，而且事實上，我還是不知道我自己在哪。坦白說，你沒幫到什麼忙。" 那女人說："喔～那你一定是管理階層的。" 氣球上的人說："我就是啊，但你怎麼知道的？" 那女人說：" 喔～你不知道自己在哪或該往哪兒走，你因為大量的熱氣而上昇（意思同因為紅而升職），你在不知道如何實現的情形下許下承諾，而且期望下面的人幫你解決問題。事實上，你身處的位置(遭遇到的狀況）並沒有因為遇到我而改變，但現在卻因為某種未知的原因，反而變成是我的錯！"
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