小鬼當家的錄影帶...

Question

小鬼當家1.2的主角 他不是有用錄影帶來嚇跑送披薩的和飯店的服務生嗎
我想要錄影帶所說的話
就是什麼Marry Christmas and Happy New Year!! 等等的
我要中文和英文= =

就算兩個不一樣
也都貼吧~
越多越好

Answer 1

: [hears knock at door] Who is it?   : [Snakes comes in] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.   : Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.   : All right, Johnny, but what about my money?   : What money?   : Acey said you had some dough for me.   : That a fact? How much do I owe ya?   : Acey said 10%.   : [smirks] Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.   : What do you mean?   : He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.   : Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give *you*, Snakes.   : [pulls out machine gun]   : I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your lying, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before [shouts]   : I pump your guts full of lead!   : [wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin!   : 1... 2... 10!   : [starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally]   : Keep the change ya filthy animal! 第二集 You was here last night too, wasn't ya?  I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.  She was not. She was smooching with your brother.  You was here. And you was smoochin' with my brother.  See? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! 1... 2... [Fires Tommy gun, killing girl gangster]  3. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. [fires again]  And a Happy New Year. [Fires again] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.  Um, everybody... On your knees... [after pause]  I love you.  You gotta do better than that! everybodies: I love you! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You was here, and you was smooching with my brother. [after pause] I'm terrible sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken.  Don't give me that. You been smooch with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... [Gasps' others stare at him in disgust] No! It's a lie.

2006-04-09 22:06:49 補充：
貼太多貼不下 字數有限

2006-04-10 19:48:23 補充：
妳昨晚在這兒 是不是?
昨晚我在藍猴駐唱
她才沒有 她是跟你弟弟玩親親
妳在的 而且你跟我的弟弟親了嘴
看吧?

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也許我瘋了 但我相信你 我會放你走 數到三
給我滾出門去 一... 二...
(機槍掃射 把女主角給斃了)
三. 耶誕快樂 妳這下流胚子
(補了幾槍)
還有新年快樂
(又捕一槍)

2006-04-10 20:04:07 補充：
是誰
是我 蛇頭 東西帶來了
放在門口 馬上給我滾蛋
好的 強尼 那我的錢呢
什麼錢
Acey 說有我一份的
是嗎 該給你多少
Acey 說 10%
可惜 Acey 沒法做主了
什麼意思
他在樓上洗澡 出來再給你電話
嘿 我告訴你該給你什麼 蛇頭
(拿出機關槍)
從一數到十 在我打的你稀巴爛之前給我滾出門去
(強做鎮靜)好的 強尼 我很抱歉 我馬上走人
一... 二... 十!
(機關槍掃射並瘋狂大笑)
零錢免找了 渾蛋!

2006-04-10 20:15:02 補充：
給我跪下 說我愛妳
嗯 大夥兒 跪下吧
(一會兒)
我愛妳
給我大聲點
我~~ 愛~~ 你~~

你在的 而且你跟我的弟弟親了嘴
(一會兒)非常抱歉 先生 但恐怕你是誤會了
少來那一套 你逢人就親嘴 鼻煙蟲 艾爾 李歐 跛腳小莫 排骨鮑伯 克利夫
(在眾人鄙夷目光下)才沒有 他亂講的

2006-04-10 20:16:57 補充：
翻的詞不達意的地方還請見諒
你再跟IMDB 網頁比對人名會更清楚

Answer 2

感謝~^^

Answer 3

第一集和第二集不一樣, 第二集才有說MERRY CHRISTMAS和HAPPY NEW YEAR.