給我一小篇英文笑話

Question

不要太長
也不要太難
最好很好說淺又容易懂得
麻煩了謝謝

Answer 1

A young lady came to take the examination for getting a driver's license. The first question was too difficult for her to answer, and she, who was completely stumped for an answer, wrote, "God knows!" The results came through immediately. She found that the examiner had written, "God passes- you fail!"  一位年輕的女士去考駕照。因為第一個問題太難，她怎麼也想不出答案，所以她寫了，"上帝知道答案!"成績很快的揭曉。她發現主考官寫著"上帝及格--你不及格。-------------- A government official was sitting at the table after breakfast one morning, absorbed in the newspaper for over an hour. Then, he asked for another cup of coffee. "Coffee!" echoed his wife. "But look at the time. Aren't you going to the office today?" "Office?" shouted the startled man. "Oh, my god, I thought I was at the office.  某天早上有個政府官員用過早餐後坐在餐桌旁專注的看了超過一小時的報紙。 然後，他又要了一杯咖啡。 "咖啡!"老婆重覆道。"但看看時間。你今天不用到辦公室去嗎?  "辦公室?"男人震驚的叫道。"我的老天，我還以為我在辦公室裡。" -----------------Nude beach A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why that is. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.  天體營海灘有個6歲男孩跟他的爸爸媽媽到天體營(裸體)海灘去玩.當這個男孩在沙灘上走動時, 他發現很多女人的胸部都比他媽媽的還要大, 所以他跑回去媽媽旁邊問她為什麼. 她告訴她的小孩: 胸部越大的女人越笨.這個男孩對這個答案感到滿意了, 就跑回海裡玩, 過了一會兒又跑回來問他媽媽, 為什麼很多男人的 “那裡”比爸爸的“那裡”還要大? 媽媽回答説: “那裡”越大的男人越笨.這個男孩對又這個答案感到滿意, 就又跑去海裡玩,過了一會兒他又跑回來告訴他媽媽說: “爸爸在跟整個海邊最笨的女人講話, 而且講越久, 爸爸就變越笨吔!”  

Answer 2

one car come
one car go
two car bom-bom
please o-i-o-i come

這笑話應該大家都聽過
意思是：一台車過來，一台車過去，兩台車撞在一起，請救護車快點來

Answer 3

引用我以前曾經回答過的問題

－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－

我這邊有一個很爛的笑話…
先打中文版給你看…

有一天　有一隻蚊子　非常的吵
吵到小明快要抓狂了
於是小明就把他抓住（配合動作：雙手蓋住）

於是蚊子就求饒的說：【請你不要殺我…今天是我生日…】
小明很驚訝的說：【真的嘛！今天是你生日啊！】
（隨即拍手）
Ｈａｐｐｙ　Ｂｕｒｔｈｄａｙ　ｔｏ　ｙｏｕ…×３

（我講給外籍老師聽　他是笑的滿開心的…）

我用我的破英文翻給你……

One day, there was a mosquito, it's really noisy, it almost drove Tom crazy,
so, Tom caught it.

And the mosquito was very scared, and said "Please don't kill me, today is my birthday..please"

And Tom said wonderingly
"Oh!? Really!? Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday to you" with clap his hands.

結束…我翻的很不好＠＠ａ
不過希望對你有幫助　要帶點表情跟動作　會滿有笑點的（對於西方人而言）

Answer 4

你好機車的英文怎麼講?


你好，機車

HELLO,MOTO!