翻譯!翻譯!

Question

我想要翻譯一個笑話給我的朋友
大家也能來笑笑喔
(最好生活化一點)

甲婦：「如果妳的老公有外遇，妳會怎麼樣？」
乙婦：「我會睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼。」
甲婦：「喔！妳這麼大方！」
乙婦：「不，我是要用槍瞄準他。」

乙婦第一次說的『睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼』
是不是有特定的英文的成語阿

Answer 1

First woman : ' If your old duke has extramarital relations, what will you do '
Second woman : ' I will turn a blind eye to . '
First woman : ' Oh! You are so natural! '
Second woman : 'No, I is it aim at him with the rifle to want. '


睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼
Turn a blind eye to ...

Answer 2

最好是被選出來的那個是最佳解答啦
該不會又是有人自問自答賺點數吧
那看也知道是翻譯軟體弄出來的怪咖
Uncle Sam的比較順吧

Answer 3

Wife A: "What will you do if your husband has an affair?"
Wife B: "I will keep one eye opened and the other closed."
Wife A: "Oh! You're so generous!"
Wife B: "No, I am aiming at him with that opened eye."

Answer 4

First woman : "If Ni old public extra-marital lover, how can Ni? "
Second woman : "I can open an eye, close an eye. "
First woman : "Crow! Ni so is generous! "
Second woman : "No, I want use gun aim at him. "

Answer 5

A: "If your husband has a fair with someone else, what will you do?"
B : "well, I will just turn my left eye blind to him."
A : "my! you are so kind a woman!"
B : "not at all, I will aim at him by my right eye."