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Un hombre entra a un bar y se dirige a un cliente:

"Hola, buenas, ¿es suyo el perro que está atado ahí fuera?"

"Si, es mío, ¿por qué?"

"Pues porque mi gato lo ha matado".

"¿Cómo? ¡Eso es imposible, si mi perro es un rottweiler gigantesco!"

"Ya... y mi gato es hidráulico".

2007-11-09 00:33:41 · 22 respuestas · pregunta de carlos a I 4 en Música y ocio Chistes y humor

22 respuestas

jajajajaja
Era un gato muy feróz.
jajajajaja

2007-11-09 02:42:33 · answer #1 · answered by Gemelita 7 · 1 0

jajaja................. Pobre perro. Saludos amigo.

2007-11-09 00:42:59 · answer #2 · answered by anricnat 7 · 1 0

mi perro no le gusto, pero a mi si jajaja

2007-11-09 16:21:59 · answer #3 · answered by curiosa 3 · 0 0

Sí, yo, el Gato con Botas.

2007-11-09 07:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by Edú 4 · 0 0

uyyyyy plop!!!

2007-11-09 07:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by boticaria_ad_honorem 7 · 0 0

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2007-11-09 07:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by Daaira 3 · 0 0

¡Te dejo una estrella!.

2007-11-09 05:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by Lobo cientifico (Manuel). 4 · 0 0

*****SI GARFIL ES ASESINO ...PUES NO COBVIDA PIZZA ..ES CAGAO

2007-11-09 04:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pues con ese gato quien no!

2007-11-09 02:50:53 · answer #9 · answered by labdita 6 · 0 0

Ay!! pobre gato, buenisimo!!!!

2007-11-09 02:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by sisteragnes 5 · 0 0

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