a little girl ran into the house calling mommy,mommy the little boy down the street gave me a nickel to climb the tree and get him an apple. mommy said don't do that nomore because all he wants is to look up your dress. the next day the girl said mommy mommy he gave me a dime to climb the tree for an apple. isaid not to climb the tree nomore cause all he wants is to see your underwear. so the next day here comes the little girl with an quarter mommy mommy he gave me an quarter to climb stop right there i said not to climb that tree cause all he want to see was your underwear BUT MOM I DIDN'T WEAR NO UNDERWEAR TODAY....
2007-03-25 03:38:06 · 10 respuestas · pregunta de Anonymous en Música y ocio ➔ Chistes y humor
your a real dumb butt for not checking to see what your child is wearing before she goes to school but way to go she made money and no got hurt
2007-03-26 14:09:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! hahahaha
2007-03-25 23:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by Happy Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
castellano
Llega una niña a su casa y le dice a su mama:
- ¡Mamá, mamá, un niño me dio 1 euro por bajarle su globo de un árbol!
y la mamá le dice:
- Niña tonta, no ves que lo quería era mirarte las bragas.
El segundo día pasó lo mismo.
Al tercer día llega la niña a su mamá y le dice lo mismo. Y su mamá le dice:
- Ay, pero que burra, no ves que lo que quería era verte las bragas.
y la niña le dice:
¡No, ahora no me las vio porque me las quite antes de subir!
2007-03-25 19:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by mejjicanna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jejejeje: NO USE ROPA INTERIOR HOY!!
2007-03-25 13:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by Dark Sweet Lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is perfectly clear. He saw what he wanted to see. Now she has her quarter.
Everybody is happy!
2007-03-25 12:53:42 · answer #5 · answered by Soprano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Si entiendo todo eso... soy bilingüe???
eehhh!!!! acabo de descubrirlo!!! =P
2007-03-25 11:56:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ajajajjajajj muy bueno eh!!!LA NIÑA NO LLEVABA ROPA INTERIOR!!!!!jajajajajaaajaj.
2007-03-25 11:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by sause246 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a carajo
que se cree la niña
2007-03-25 11:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by tecna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
una nina inocente creo yo
2007-03-25 11:00:27 · answer #9 · answered by theiceman2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
jaja a que chamaquita esta =P
Salu2!!!
2007-03-25 10:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by Nix Galith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋