¿porque cuando estornudamos decimos JESUS?

Question

estoy con catarro y estoy venga a estornudar.y todo el mundo dice JESUS.

yo digo atxus...pero la gente te responde siempre jesus

yo digo achis o achus,eso lo digo yo no todo el mundo klaro.soy española.tambien se dice salud pero yo no.jajaj

Answer 1

Se dice Jesús porque supuestamente el estornudo es el alma que intenta escapar, al decir Jesús el alma vuelve al cuerpo. A parte de por que rima, podría ser por que según esta creencia si se te escapa el alma, el diablo puede ocupar su lugar, diciendo Jesús, tu alma que se supone buena vuelve al cuerpo.

Answer 2

¿A qué si? ¿Eh? Hasta los ateos lo decimos. Eso demuestra que en el fondo... ya me entiendes. Es lo que decían unos anarquistas cuando en la guerra civil española un misionero evangelista quería convertirles "no creemos en el dios verdadero, ¿Vamos a creer en el falso?"

Answer 3

Se dice que durante la epidemia de peste que hubo en Roma en el año 591, bajo el pontificado de Gregorio 1, los afectados morían estornudando, y que de tal circunstancia procede el ¡Dios te bendiga!, que más tarde se simplificaría diciendo ¡Salud!, ¡Jesús! o expresiones semejantes. Avicena, médico y filósofo persa (980-1037), al describir la sintomatología de una epidemia de viruela, decía que un estornudo continuado anuncia por lo general el principio de la enfermedad y, por lo tanto, cuando se oye estornudar a alguien se pide a Dios que aparte el peligro. Para el erudito guipuzcoano Justo Gárate, la salutación tras el estornudo comenzó a utilizarse en Africa, en el siglo VI, con motivo de la aparición de una epidemia, y fueron los árabes los que propagaron por el mundo la costumbre de invocar a la divinidad.

Answer 4

¡¡¡ HOLA !!! jaja me aprecio graciosa tu pregunta. Mira yo cuando estornudo digo piii-KACHUU.. jeje provoco risas en los demas y eso me gusta. Lo hago desde hace tiempo. Pero jesus?? no...ni se me paso por la mente.....me gusta mas mi pikachu...besitos!!!

Answer 5

YO DIGO AYAYAYAYAY

Answer 6

Alexander answered 11 hrs ago
According to Russian Orthodox Christian Vyatcheslav Krasheninnikov: Humans were created about 7500 years ago. Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level. They will get out through sinkholes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Demons grow human skin and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will invite people to be healed inside their UFOs; those who go will be like zombies after. Gov't provides demons with diamonds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, scream: "JESUS!!!" Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts. Demons have 4 UFO bases: 1)Moon 2)Inside fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlantis which is underneath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are no aliens. Nobody lives on other planets. Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight Jesus. Antichrist is pale with red eyes. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old. He flies. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light. Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card (world passport). Police will chip and isotope ray people on highways. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost. If you're about to be marked, scream: "Lord, have mercy!" three times. Go hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666. God gives you a name during baptism. Devil gives you an anti-name during anti-baptism. Barcode is Druid black magic curse and a form of mark of the beast just like Social Security. People who took any number (which is an anti-name given during anti-baptism by the beast) on documents or in computer go to temporary hell; but those who receive green 666 (given with world passport with no name on it) on forehead or wrist go to permanent hell. How not to go to hell? Give back all these anti-name anti-baptism documents back to the beast by writing to appropriate authorities. If authorities refuse to cancel these anti-names, then write again (up to three times). If you wrote to the gov't three times about it, but gov't refused, then God will not send you to hell. Don't take the microchip. If you already took it, get rid of it because microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take the world passport (grey plastic card with no name on it). Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Those who reject 666 will go to heaven. Also, their direct ancestors will be saved from hell. Jesus was born of the Father before time. Jesus is 100% God. Holy Spirit proceeds from the Father only. Holy Spirit is 100% God. Jesus incarnated. Jesus is 100% God and 100% man. His body felt pain but didn't have the original sin (eating of the forbidden fruit by Adam and Eve). After crucifiction, Jesus preached in hell. Those who believed, got out of hell. After resurrection, Jesus has a body that doesn't feel pain; He is still considered to be 100% God and 100% man. Holy Spirit (who proceeds from the Father) descended upon God-bearer when She agreed to conceive the Word (Jesus). Jesus incarnated this way. She always remained a virgin: before, during, and after. She didn't have personal sins (by the grace of God) but the original sin (eating of the forbidden fruit by Adam and Eve) was on Her; so, Jesus is Her Saviour too. She died 15 years after Christ's ascension; Jesus resurrected Her body in 3 days.

Answer 7

Querida Kone:

Yo cuando vi tus fotos dije JESUS de mi vida ¿¡cómo hiciste algo tan bello!?

Si fuera gringo hubiera dicho Oh My God!!
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Ah y como ves estas 23 respuestas ya demuestran q no soy el único que ha dicho lo mismo (y sin que estronudes!)


Besitos.
Leo

PD. Gracias por responderme.

Answer 8

Normalmente se responde "salud" en español y en francés se dice lo que en traducción significaría buenos deseos para ti.yo jamas he escuchado "Jesús"

Answer 9

Bueno...acá en Puerto Rico decimos: "Salud". Besos!

Answer 10

yo digo A A A A A A AAACHISSS

Y ME RESPONDEN "SALUD"

Answer 11

Yo digo aaaaaaaaaaachisssssssssssssssssss y posiblemente los españoles digan aaaaaaaaaaachizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz y los alemanes agdummmmmmmmmmmmm etc. pero nunca había oído decir Jesús ,pero si krishna (nombre de Dios según los vedas)