Est-il plus balèse que Steven Seagal?
2006-12-17 23:31:07 · 20 réponses · demandé par Anonymous dans Musique, ciné, tv, loisirs ➔ Cinéma
Ha!!! moins de fois que Chuck Norris ca c'est certain...
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris
you may be only seconds away from death.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
It as once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad h e has never cried.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy sh*t! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya!".
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling,
"Bang!"
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law" and "Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
2006-12-17 23:38:13 · answer #1 · answered by LaTiny 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Le seul souci pour eux c'est que Willis il a perdu tous ses cheveux et le père Seagal il frise les 200Kg ! et là pour sauver encore le monde ça va devenir dur pour les deux papy !
2006-12-18 12:18:32 · answer #2 · answered by Henri J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Attends... Je crois qu'il le fait dans chacun de ses films.... Qu'est ce que c'est naze quand même ! Le pompon c'est Armaggedon, non ?
Pour le côté balèse, il n'arrive pas à la cheville de Steven Seagal, qui lui a l'air d'un minus à côté de The Rock !
2006-12-19 07:47:08 · answer #3 · answered by Sara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
au cinema ............des tonnes de fois
à la vraie vie c est le monde qui le fuit......faudrait le voir sortir de la plage de los angeles sans slip et de se faire prendre par des paparazzis.......des tonnes de fois ^_^
2006-12-18 12:07:05 · answer #4 · answered by preitymaya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
steven seagla sauve surtout l'amerique de desastre ecologique alors que Bruce Willis il s'est quand meme sacrifier pour sauver la terre d'un asteroide et renvoyer sur la planete Ben Affleck
2006-12-18 08:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by sab 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
il a sauvé le monde moins de fois que Chuck Norris quand même, parce qu'il n'a pas encore le secret du coup de pied rotatif!!!
2006-12-18 08:19:39 · answer #6 · answered by Miyakichan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beaucoup de fois...
2006-12-18 08:05:43 · answer #7 · answered by ACANTHASTER 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
james bond a fait tres fort aussi!
2006-12-18 08:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by outfog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Le monde une fois avec Armaggedon...
Je pense en toute logique qu'il est moins fort que Stephen Seagal...
2006-12-18 07:45:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Et JCVD, Stallone et Schwarzy ? Ils sont bien positionnés comme sauveurs du monde non ?
2006-12-18 07:44:40 · answer #10 · answered by guy_from_darkness 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
17,3 fois (0,30 parce qu'en RTT, il a fait appel à un ami).
2006-12-18 07:42:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋