The dangerous kitchen
If it aint't one thing it's another
In the middle of the night when you get home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat thing
Where the cats ate trough the paper
The can things with the sharp little edges
That can cut your fingers when you're not looking
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be DANGEROUS
Sometimes
The milk can hurt you
(If you put it on your cereal
Before you smell the plastic container)
And the stuff in the strainer
Has a mind of its own
So be very careful
In the dangerous kitchen
When the night time has fallen,
And the roaches are crawlin'
In the kitchen of danger
You can feel like a stranger
The bananaes are black
The got flies in the back
And also the chicken
In the dish with the foil
Where the cream is all clabbered
And the salad is frightful
Your return in the evening
Can be less than delightful
You must walk very careful
You must not lean against it
It can get on you clothing
It can follow you in
As you walk to the bedroom
And you take all your clothes off
While you're sleeping
It crawls off
It gets in your bed
It could get on your face then
It could eat your complexion
You could die from the danger
Of the dangerous kitchen
Who the **** wants to clean it?
It's disgusting and dirty
The sponge on the drainer
Is stinky and squirty
If you squeeze it when you wipe up
What you get on your hands then
Could un-balance your glands and
Make you blind or whatever
In the dangerous kitchen
At my house tonight
2006-11-29 14:50:54 · 11 respuestas · pregunta de Anonymous en Negocios locales ➔ Alemania ➔ Duisburg
Hey, Daniel
iiuuuujjuuuuuu!!!! Daaaaaniiiii!!!!!! Dónde estássss??? No te veo!!!! Me lo cambiaron al Dani!!!
Y ahora? quién podrá ayudarme?
Vos y tu obsesión con la cocina. Otra que 'Mr Jones, o pequeña semblanza de una familia tipo'!
Dani, sentate querido, así, muy bien, escuchame:
(acariciandote la cabecita) Dani, la cocina no te hace nada, vos sos chiquito, pero ya vas a ver cuando seas grande, no existe el cuco. Hay que tener precauciones, si, pero no hace nada, ves?
Así me gusta. Venga con mami que le da un besote.
muuuaaa!
2006-11-29 23:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by LilianaB 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
QUE LE PASÓ AL REINO???
me voy dos días a una super orgi...a una super boda, ejem, bueno, llego y me encuentro con que el príncipe está desaparecido(vaya una a saber si por reportes o por su decisión) y mi rey.....my king, in english???????
oh my god!!!!
encima, dice cosas de la cocina y yo que sé......no mi rey, en la cocina no hay nada, ya lo dijo lili b, ud no entre allá, que de eso se encarga el maitr'd nosotros a lo nuestro...la alcoba y las fiestas, si???
2006-11-30 07:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by Veron 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok..ok...ok..ok.
la mia ?, tambien ok!
besos!
2006-11-30 04:56:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you study food microbiology, you could feel just like that!!!! there are thousands of dangerous bacteriums everywhere
(por suerte yo ya me saque esas manias)
besos
2006-11-30 01:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by Malinalli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LAS COCINAS NO ANDAN. JA,JA,JA.
2006-11-29 23:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by Minie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where did you get this from? Is it a song?
2006-11-29 15:01:00 · answer #6 · answered by lost in space 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok.**
2006-11-29 14:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by Dante 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-11-29 14:58:27 · answer #8 · answered by Astrid 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what ever!!
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2006-11-29 14:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by CAMALEON 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at this hour i m not think in english sorry
2006-11-29 14:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋