HILFE ! Diese Sprache ist mir ein Rätsel - wer kann "übersetzen"?

Question

Ständig diese "Strichmännchen-Fratzen" in den mails, deren Bedeutung ich nur ahnen kann. Z.B.:

:-* => streckt mir da jemand virtuell die Zunge raus?

Auch diese lol und lall sind mir ein Rätsel - wo kann ich mich "schlau" machen??? Helft einer armen, alten Frau beim update...

Answer 1

der smiley bedeutet "küssen".

hier findest du viele wichtige abkürzungen und smileys mit bedeutung.
http://www.cooltips.de/smiley.htm
http://www.8ung.at/praterstern/Smileys.htm
http://www.angel.at/Help/kuerzel.html

Answer 2

Möchte mich für Frage und Antworten herzlich bedanken. Die Dinger waren mir auch ein Rätsel. Jetzt kann ich wenigstens auch ;-)) machen !!! in dieser schnellebigen Zeit.

Answer 3

Dachte immer, daß Das für einen Raucher steht.....


Ein bärtiger grimmiger Kiffer vielleicht ???

Einfach nur eine Erfindung!

LG
Gaby

Answer 4

<><.....mein Lieblingszeichen..:-)

Answer 5

Selbst dann, würde sich über die Schrift, weil sie blinkt beschwert werden. Ist schon schlimm, wenn bei Spaßfragen der Fragesteller extra noch mal auf die Kategorie hinweisen muß.

Answer 6

Ich habs leider nur so: (Internetseite weiß ich nicht mehr, hatte es mir in Word kopiert - TSCHULLIGUNG)

Wem hier öfter halbe wörter begegnen wie lol oder rofl, weiß manchmal wohl nicht was sie bedeuten. hier eine kleine INTERNETKÜRZELKUNDE:

Abkürzungen für Gefühle etc . :

-a-
AFAIK = as far as I know = Soweit ich weiss
AFAIR = as far as I remember = Soweit ich mich erinnere
AFK = away from keyboard = Weg vom PC/der Tastatur
aka = also known as = ebenfalls bekannt als...
ASAP = as soon as possible = so schnell wie möglich
afk = Away from Keyboard; nicht an der Tastatur
aybabtu = All your Base are belong to us = alle eure stützpunkte gehören uns
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact (very rare)
Abk. Abkürzung
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIR As Far As I Remember
AFK Away From Keyboard
AIJ Am I Jesus?
AISI As I See It
aka also known as
AMF Goodbye (Adios Mutha-......)
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different...
APA Amateur Press Association
AS On Another Subject
ASAFP As Soon As Friggin' Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ATSL Along The Same Line
AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?
AYOR At Your Own Risc

-b-
BTW > By The Way - nebenbei bemerkt
BTT auch B2T > Back To Topic- zurück zum Thema
bg verdeutschtes Englisch "big grins", breites Grinsen
brb > be right back - bin gleich zurück
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
BAD Broken As Designed
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBL Be Back Later
BBS Bulletin Board System
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
BBSTYWTCMDJBAP Be Back Sooner Than You Would Think, Considering My Dog Just Bit A Policeman
BCNU Be Seeing You
BFHD Big Fat Hairy Deal (a la Garfield the Cat) (very
rare)
BFN Bye For Now
BION Believe It Or Not
BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BNF Big Name Fan
BNFSCD But Now For Something Completly Different
BOT Back On Topic
BRB Be Right Back
BRS Big Red Switch
BS BullShit
BTA But Then Again
BTAIM Be That As It May
BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me!
BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
BTSOOM Beats The S**t Out Of Me
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
BYKT But You Knew That
bzgl. bezüglich
bzw. beziehungsweise

-c-
cewl auch kewl oder cuwl = Cool
cu = see you = wir sehn uns
Cheater = Schummler
cya= See Ya=gleiche wie: cu
cul see you later; wir sehen uns später
cut see you tomorrow; wir sehen uns morgen
cya see ya goodbye; man sieht sich in cool *g*
camper=wenn einer die ganze sich an die selbe stelle herum steht nent man ihn camper , ist nicht gern gesehen sowas, aber es läst sich aus taktischen gründen nicht vermeiden.
CAD Control-Alternate-Delete
Computer Aided Design
CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CFD Call For Discussion
CFV Call For Vote
CIAO Goodbye (Italian)
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CO Conference
CP Copy Protection
CU See You
cu/2 See You for OS/2
CU2 See You, Too
CUL Catch You Later
See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
cuX See You for UNIX
CWYL Chat With You Later
CYA Cover Your A**

-d-
DBDDHKPSAV = Dumm bleibt Dumm da helfen keine Pillen, selbst Aspirin versagt.
*dwb* dumm wie Brot
D/L Download
DAU Duemmster Anzunehmender User
DDD Direct Distance Dial (as in the phone system)
DFü DatenFernübertragung
DIIK Damned/Darn If I know
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?!
DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A [*CENSORED*]!
DL DownLoad
DNPM Darn Near P***ed Myself
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DV Datenverarbeitung
DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say

-e-
eg = evil grin = teuflisches Grinsen
E/A Eingabe/Ausgabe
EDV elektronische Datenverarbeitung
EOD End Of Discussion
EOF End Of File
EOL End Of Lecture
EOT End of Thread
ESAD Eat S**t And Die
ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
evtl. eventuell

-f-
fg = FettGrins
*fg* = fies grins
fg; auch lg =freundlich grüße/liebe grüße
fu = f*** you
FAQ FAQ = Frequently asked questions (häufig gestellte
Fragen)
FB Files Busy
FCFS First Come First Served
FD FrontDoor
FFRD Flying Freep in a Rolling Doughnut (I don't give a
d***)
FIAWOL Fandom Is A Way Of Life
FIFO First In, First Out
FIJAGH Fandom Is Just A Goddamn Hobby
FIMD Foot-In-Mouth Disease (open mouth,insert foot,echo
FISH First In, Still Here
FITB Fill In The Blank
fn Funktion
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOOBAR see FUBAR
FRED Flaming Ridiculous Electronic Device
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTF Face To Face
FTL Faster Than Light
FUBAR F***ed/Fouled Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition
FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst (about harddisks!)
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI For Your Information

-g-
*g* = grins
greetz = grüsse
gg = good game
GC = Gamecube
GBP = GameBoy Pocket
GB = GameBoy
GBC = GameBoy Color
GBA = GameBoy Advance
GBASP = GameBoy Advance SP
GN8 = Gute Nacht
gr8 great; grossartig
GA Go Ahead!
GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running
GDW Grin, Duck and Weave
GFC Going For Coffee
GFR Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer)
GGC Goo Goo Cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage)
ggf. gegebenenfalls
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
Garbage In, Gospel Out (people accepting blindly
what they are told)
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GMAFB Give Me A Freeping Break
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike!
GNU Gnu Not Unix
GOK God Only Knows
GOWI Get On With It
GP,F Go Puke, Fast!

-h-
hp=homepage
HP: HomePage / eingetragene marke : Hewlett Packard (marke fuer Elektro Geraete)
HH = hehe bzw. wie es ausgeschprochen wird = HaHa
HTH = hope this helps = hoffe das hilft
h/w hardware
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HHO 1/2 K Ha, Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOK Ha, Ha, Only Kidding
HHTYAY Happy Holidays to You and Yours
HIH Hope It Helps
HSIK How Should I Know
HTFSIK How The F**k Should I Know
HTH Hope This Helps!
HUA Heads Up, Ace

-i-
inet = Internet
ICQ = gesprochen : I seek you, daher ICQ
IK = I know = ich weiss
i.a. im allgemeinen
I/O Input/Output
IAAA I Am An Acountant
IAAL I Am A Lawyer
IAC In Any Case
IAE In any event
IANAA I Am Not An Accountant
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IC I See
IHHO In Her/His Humble Opinion
IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer
IIWM If It Were Me (Mine)
ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMHO In My Humble Opinion [the speaker is never humble]
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMPOV In My Point Of View
IMRO In My Royal Opinion
INPO In No Particular Order
IOW In Other Words
ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book
ITFA In The Final Analysis
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
IWBNI If (It?) Would Be Nice If
IYFxxx Insert Your Favorite xxx (xxx e.g. EM = Ethnic
Minority in jokes)

-j-
JAM Just A Moment
JAS Just A Second
JAUA Just Another Useless Answer
JIC Just In Case
JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic

-k-
KBD Keyboard
KHYF Know How You Feel
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
KMA Kiss My Arm/A** (shouldn't be used online ...)
kP=kein Plan
kA=keine Ahnung

-l-
1337/ leet : Begriff ehemals aus Counter Strike, im heutigen Gebrauch häufig irregeleitet und falsch verwendet / verstanden. 1337/ leet hieß früher der Clanleader, der Beste aus dem Team/ Clan, welcher im Spiel, um denjenigen zu erkennen, ein bestimmtes Outfit trug, der Rest, die "normalen" Mitspieler trugen alle ein anderes, aber jeder das selbe Outfit. "es hat sich dann so eingebürgert, das die leader das "L-337"-model (grüne jacke und brille) nahmen und die anderen das "Phoenix"-mdl (skimaske und grünes t-shirt .."
lucker = glückspilz
lamer = spielverderber
lmao = laughing my ass off.
lol=laughing out loud (lustig,witzig)
leutz=leute
L8R Later
L8R Later...
LAB&TYD Life's A ***** & Then You Die.
LAGNAF Let's All Get Naked And [*CENSORED*]
LD Long Distance
lib Library
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause
LMAO Laughing my A-- off
LOL Laughing Out Loud
lsg Lösung
LTIP Laughing Til' I Puke
LTNT Long Time, No Type

-m-
m.a.W. Mit anderen Worten
m. E. meines Erachtens
mfg mit freundlichen Grüßen
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
MOF Matter Of Fact
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTM Member Of The Month
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
Msg Message
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
mIRC = Chatprogramm
MSN Messenger = Chatprogramm
Mac = Macintosh

-n-
n/a not applicable
NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NB Nota Bene
NBD No Big Deal
NBFD No Big F***ing Deal
NFG No Freeping Good
NFI No Friggin' Idea
NFW No Friggin' Way!!
NIH Not Invented Here (Very common at Microsoft)
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NINO No Input, No Output
Nothing In, Nothing Out
NOYB None Of Your Business
NQA No Question Asked
NRN No Reply Necessary
NTIM Not That It Matters
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTW Not To Worry
NTYMI Now that you mention it
N'SP Nobody'S Perfect
noob/newbie/newb/ = neuling
np=no problem=kein problem

-o-
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
obj Objekt
ObJoke Obligatory Joke
OBLI obligatorischer (=verpflichtender) On-Topic Anteil
einer Message (sehr verbreitet in der JOKES.GER)
OBTW Oh, By The Way
Ofs Offset
OFTPATHIRIO Oh F*** This Place And The Horse It Rode In On!
OIC Oh! I See
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment
op Operator
OTF On The Floor
OTL Out To Lunch
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
OTTH On The Third Hand
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OZ Australia
omg = Oh My God/Godness
omfg = Oh My F*** God/Godness

-p-
P.S. post scriptum
PABG Packing A Big Gun
PBM Play By Mail (game)
ped xing Fussgaenger kreuzen ( Verkehrszeichen! )
PFM Pure F***ing Magic
PITA Pain In The A**/Anatomy
PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PMBI Pardon My Butting In
PMETC Pardon Me, Etc.
PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
POSSLQ Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POTS Plain Old Telephone Service
POV Point Of View
PPP Petty Pet Peeve
PPPP Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce...used
when ???
Prgm Program
proc Prozedur
PS postscript / post scriptum
Ptr Pointer
pm/pn=private nachricht
Pic = Picture = Bild
PS = PferdeStaerke oder Playstation
PS2 = Playstation2
PSX = Die erste Playstation
PSP = Playstation Portable = dezember 2004 = www.playstationportable.de
Playsie bzw Playse = Playstation

-r-
RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment (an APA
abbreviation)
RFD Request For Discussion
rgds Regards
RHIP Rank Has It's Privileges
RLCO Real Life Conference
RNA Ring, No Answer
ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing!
ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat!
ROFLGO Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!
ROFLMAO Rolling On Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLBTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBTCACTC Rolling On the Floor Biting The Carpet And Crushing
The Cat
ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor, Laughing, Biting The Carpet
And Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB Rolling On The Floor Laughing
Biting The Carpet Dancing In Circles And Jumping
Through The Window Almost Dieing By Smashing Into
HP Who's Then Running Horrified Into The Street
Being Killed Accidentally By A Yellow Bulldozer
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROTFLTC Rolling on the floor, licking the glue
RSN Real Soon Now
RTFF Read That ****ing (FAQing, fine, freaking or
whatever) FAQ
RTFM Read That *Fine*/Farging/Fershlugginer/Flaming/
Freaking/Friendly/Friggin'/****ing Manual
RTFMA Read The Friggin' Manual, Again
RTWFQ Read The Whole Friggin' Question (a pers TRIV fave)
RYFM Read Your Friendly/Friggin'/****ing Manual!
RYS Read Your Screen
rofl=rolling on the floor laughing (lachend auf dem boden rollen)
Reset = Neustart
RL = Real Live = im richtigen Leben
re =return, bin zurück

-s-
stfu = Shut The F*** up
sg=suche gegner
shice=*******
seas=servus
SPAM > Send Phenomenal Amounts of Mail - riesige Mengen Post verschicken
sry > sorry
s.Zt. seiner Zeit
s/w software
schwarz/weiß
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous 'Foul' Ups
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
Seg Segment
SF Science Fiction or Speculative Fantasy
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
SITD Still In The Dark
SLM See Last Mail
SMOP Small Matter Of Programming
SMTWGWLAF Slapping My Thighs While Giggling Wildly Like A Fool
SMTWTFS Slapping My Thighs While Terribly Foolishly
Snickering
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
SNAFU Situation Normal, All ****ed Up
SnailMail The U.S. Postal Service
SO Significant Order
Significant Other
SOGOTP Sh*t Or Get Off The Pot
SOI Stunk On Ice
SOL S*** Out of Luck
Sooner Or Later
SOS Same Old Stuff
SOTA State Of The Art
SOW Speaking Of Which
sp? spelling correct?
SSDD Same Stuff, Different Day
SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SWAG Super Wild A** Guess
SWEG Scientific Wild Eyed Guess
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
SYSOP System Operator
SYT Sweet Young Thing

-t-
TACE To A Certain Extent
TAFN That's All For Now
TANJ There Ain't No Justice (Niven)
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU Things Are _Really_ Fouled Up
TBYB Try Before You Buy
TDM Too Dang Many
TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
TFTHAOT Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT Thanx For The Thought
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
TGIF Thank God, It's Friday
THANX Thanks
THX Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TLD Top Level Domain
TM Thread Mangler
TradeMark
TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TNX Thanks
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
TOYM Turn On Your Mind!
TPTB The Powers That Be
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TSJD Texas Size Jelly Doughnut
TSR Totally Stupid Rules
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTL4N That's The Lot For Now
TTUL Talk To You Later
TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now
TTYL Talk/Type To You Later
TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Quit Shouting)
TYVM Thank You Very Much
*TW* Themawechsel
thx=thanks

-u-
U University
u.ae. und aehnlich
u.U. unter Umständen
u.v.a. und vieles andere
u.v.a.m. und vieles andere mehr
U/L Upload
UL Upload
UNCLE Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants
UoX University of X
usw. und so weiter
UTSL Use The Source, Luke!

-w-
wtf = what's the f*** ?
Windoof = Windows
whazzup= whats up = was geht, was gibts
WE = weekend = Wochenende
*wb* welcome back; willkommen zurück
w/ with
w/o without
WAEF When All Else Fails
WAG Wild A** Guess
WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me?
WDYMBT What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?
WE WochenEnde
WGAS Who Gives A [*CENSORED*]?!
WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (to describe Windows)
WizOp Wizard Sysop; the primary Forum Administrator/Sysop
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA Work Of Art
WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WRT With Respect To
WT Without Thinking
WTF What The F***
WTFDIK What The Freep Do I Know
WTFZDN What The ****K Zit Doin' Now?
WTH What the Heck
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That
Remark?
WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get

-y-
YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAxxx Yet Another xxx
YGLT You're Gonna Love This ...
YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When ...
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary

-z-
z.B. zum Beispiel
z.Z. zur Zeit
ZKN Zur Kenntnisnahme
Zodiac = Handheld
ZZZzzz= deutet schnarchen an. wird häufig benutzt, wenn etwas lang dauert oder jemandem langweilig ist
__________

GameAbkürzungen:

-a-
AA=America's Army

-b-
BF 1942=Battlefield 1942

-c-
CS = CounterStrike
CoD=Call of Duty

-d-
DAoC = Dark Age of Camelot
D2/LOD = Diablo 2 LOD

-h-
HL=Half Life

-k-
KotOR = Starwars Knights of the Old Rebublic

-m-
MP/2 = MaxPayne / 2
MoH/AA=Medal of Honor/Allied Assault

-n-
NFS/U = Need For Speed / Underground

-q-
Q3 = Quake 3

-s-
SC = Starcraft
SF=Spell Force
SoF=Soldier of Fortune

-u-
UT = Unreal Turnament

-w-
WC3/FT/WCIII/TFT= Warcraft 3 / Frozen Throne
WoW = World of Warcraft

Links zu Seiten mit Abkürzungen

www.kindermaxiking.de
Oben links steht "Kürzel Lexikon"

http://www.prien-online.de/akronym.html
ne ganze latte an abkürzungen

http://www.gaarde.org/acronyms/?lookup=A-Z
noch ne dicke liste, allerdings auf Englisch

tix = tickets
gig = gigabyte
gl = good luck
hf = have fun
vc= vice city
h3h3= hehe
^^=kann man nicht erklären
oO :?: :?: :?:oO ist ein Smiley der das eine Auge hochzieht. ein etwas fragwürdiger oder beeindruckter gesichtsausdruch soll damit dargestellt werden, etwa wie der von dem smiley hier : :shock:

Lol bedeutet das man jemanden auslcht und nicht das man nur lacht

Internetkürzel und ihre Bedeutung
KürzelBedeutung
-Mutant Smiley
= *#*!^*&-)a shizo phrenic
-! ASmoker
!-(Black Eye
-#Been Smacked In The Mouth/Wears A Brace/Kiss
#-)Oh, what a night!
-$Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
$)Donald Trump
$-)Yuppie/Just Won A Large Sum Of Money
-%Banker
%-\Has A Hangover
%-~Picasso
&-)Curly Hair
'-(Crying
-(Sad
(-Left Handed/Australian
(-|-)Siamese Twins
(|-| FRobocop
(+)Has A Big Nose
(-DHas A Big Mouth
(IAn Egghead
)Cheshire Cat
'-)Has One Eyebrow
-)Happy
-)'Tends To Drool
-) 8Dolly Parton
-)))Is Very Fat
-*Just Ate Something Sour/Bitter Taste/Kiss
*)Drunk/Clown
*****-)Marge Simpson
*<-)>Santa
*<|-)Santa/A Clown
*bg*"Big Grin ;-)"
*g*"Grins... ;-)"
,(Crying
,-) AOne Eyed Winky
.)Cindy Crawford
-.)Marilyn Monroe/Madonna
/7)Cyrano de Bergerac
";-(*)"Feels Sick
";-)"Winky
";^)"Smirking
-?Smokes A Pipe
-@Screaming/Swearing/Very Angry/About To Be Sick
@-)Wears A Turban
@}->--A Rose
-[A Vampire/Count Dracula/Pouting/Sarcastic
[-)Is Wearing A Walkman
[]A Robot
\/ AWoodpecker
]->The Devil
_)A Boxer/Had a Fight/Nose Is Sliding Of Face
{A Psycho
-{)Has A Moustache
-{}Wears Lipstick
-|Frowning
-'|Has A Cold/Flu
|-(Lost Contact Lenses
-|-|Deja'vu
|-oBored
-----}Liar/Pinnochio
~-(Crying/Shed A Tear
~(~~Crying
~~-[Net Flame
~oA Baby
+--)The Pope
+<-| Monk/Nun
<*oDXA Clown
=)Orangutan/Has Two Noses
=)Adolf Hitler
=-)Punk
=|-)=Uncle Sam/Abe Loncoln
===-DDon King
3*>Rudolph the Reindeer
3-oA Cow
5-)Elvis Presley
7)Ronald Reagan
7-)Fred Flinstone
8-#Death/Dead
-8(Condescending
8(-)Mickey Mouse/Walt Disney
8-)Wears Glasses
8]Gorilla

a
AFAIKAs far as I know
AFKaway from keyboard
AKA Also Known As
AKÜFIAbkürzfimmel
ASAPAs soon as possible

b
B-)Wears Sun Glasses On Head
b-)A Baseball Fan/Has A Cap On
BAKback at keyboard
BRBBe Right Back
BTWBy the way

c
C|-=Charlie Chaplin
C=-)A Chef
CUSee You

d
DACHDeutschland, Österreich, Schweiz
DAUDümmster Anzunehmender User
dcsmde.comp.sys.mac, der Name der Newsgroup
dsmde.soc.mac, der interne Name der Newsgroup

f
FAQFrequently Asked Questions
FUBARF'd Up Beyond All Recognition
FUP2Follow Up To
FUP2 Folgsame User Pilgern Zu
FWIWFor What It's Worth
FYIFor your Information

g
GABELN Gemeinschaft Aus Besonders Eitlen Lachhaften Nichtsnutzen
GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running (After snide remark)
GMTAgreat minds think alike

h
HDLHab Dich lieb
HTHHope That Helps
IANALI Am Not A Lawyer (But...)
ICYDKIn case you don't know
IDKI don't know
IMHOIn my humble opinion (Inakzeptable Meinungen Hinterlistig Offenbarend )
IMHOIn My Humble Opinion
IMOIn My Opinion
IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do

l
LOLLoughing Out Loud

n
NGNewsgroup

o
O-)An Angel
o-<-{{{Santa
OK"abbreviation of ""oll korrect"", alteration of ""all correct"" al "
OTOH On The Other Hand

p
P-)A Pirate
PATSCH Plädiere Auf Totalen SCHadenersatz
PITA Pain In The Ass
PLONK Prompte Liquidierung Obliegt Notfalls Lammerjäger
PMPrivate Mail, also nicht in die News rein
PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In
PSPost Script

r
R-)Broken Glasses
ROTFLRolling on the Floor, loughing
ROTFLBTCSTC"Rolling on the floor laughing, biting the carpet, scaring the cat (beliebig erweiterbar ;-)"
RSIrepetitive strain injury
RTFMRead the f***ing Manual

s
SCNRSorry, could not resist
SOHF"Sense Of Humor Failure"

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TIAThanks In Advance
TPTBThe Powers That Be
TTFNTa Ta For Now

w
WBwelcome back
WRTWith Respect To
WTGway to go
WYSIWYGWhat You See Is What You Get
YMMVYour mileage may vary
YWIAYour Welcome In Advance

Answer 7

Ich denke Antworten hast Du genug....oder??s.o....;)