2006-09-24 09:18:35 · 28 respuestas · pregunta de ? 3 en Música y ocio ➔ Otros - Música y ocio
O algo de humor anglosajón.
Tengo entendido que es muy diferente al humor latino.
2006-09-24 09:21:03 · update #1
muy distinto
basta ver a Benny Hill
2006-10-02 09:10:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hola , te lo cuento en español :)
Estaban en una carrera de animales , y se chocaron un zorro con un perro ;
el zorro dijo i' m sorry
y el perro que era latino le dijo i'm perry
se que es un chiste tonto y trillado ...pero bueno chistes son chistes ;D
2006-09-30 22:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by _bruxa_ bruxita_1 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
>>>>>>>>>>> checa la fuente <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
2006-09-24 16:28:37 · answer #3 · answered by wtavinchis ( dragon ) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no rekuerod bien komo iba pero era algo asi. what type of medicine use ants?? ANTtibiotics jajaj algo asi iba
2006-09-24 16:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by alex_hot_line 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo no , Ni Idea !
Saludos !!!!!
2006-10-02 14:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by Sonya-Vnzlana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm
What's the difference betwen men and jelly beans ?
Jelly beans come in different colors !!!
..==..
2006-10-02 01:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO no lo sé en inglés, ups, sé inglés pero no chistes en inglés
2006-10-02 00:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by LATAS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats? oye como dice el sammy como se dice dice huuum parque de diversiones en ingles no no saben si es muy sencillo si si six flags jajajaja eso salio en eugenio derbez muy comico por cierto lastima de programas que ya no salen
2006-10-01 20:14:05 · answer #8 · answered by beauté mexicaine 81 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nop
2006-10-01 20:12:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
check this out: jokes.comedycentral.com
Running for Office
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
2006-10-01 18:09:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋