Mientras "El peje" López Obrador recorría la zonas afectadas por el huracán en Chiapas, comenzó a llover y volvieron los ríos a aumentar el cauce. En eso López Obrador se tropieza y cae a las aguas turbulentas, con la suerte de que un niño de 13 años lo salva, y el "Salvador de México" se vuelve el "salvado".
Cuando López Obrador se ve por fin a salvo, le dice al niño:
- Hijo, me "jalvaste" la vida... pídeme lo que quieras.
- Señor candiato, solo quiero que mi ataúd sea transportado en una carreta tirada por caballos.
- Pero hijo, "estaj" muy joven, pídeme otra cosa.
- Bueno, quiero que sobre mi ataúd pongan la bandera de México y el Escudo del Estado de Chiapas y que la guardia de honor al final la doble y se la entregue a mi mamá.
- Pero ¿qué es "ejo" criatura? "vamoj" pídeme otra cosa.
- Bueno señor candidato que la guardia de honor dispare sus cañones en mi entierro.
- Mira hijo, ya "bajta", ¿cómo es "ejo" que te "vaj" a morir tan joven?.
- Bueno señor candidato, es que cuando les cuente a mis padres que yo lo salvé, me van a matar a chingadazos...
2006-08-06 11:17:05 · 14 respuestas · pregunta de Anonymous en Música y ocio ➔ Chistes y humor
mas chistes en mi perfil leanlos se van a divertir
2006-08-06 11:21:10 · update #1
buen chiste pero te falto la segunda parte
cuando las lluvias inundaron chiapas y la gente se quedo sin hogar entonces el gobierno tenia unos ahorritos llamados fondem para poder reconstruirle la casa a ese niño, entonces como estaba la amenaza latente de que el peje fuera presidente destinaron todo ese dinero a impulsar a un personaje, super calderas en la television (tipo naranja mecanica) el salvador del pais entonces la gente quedo como hipnotizada y acepto quedarse sin hogar alla en chiapas con tal de que el peje no llegara a la presidencia y poder hacer presidente a supercalderon
mientras por la muina de haber perdido, el pg se convirtio en una version corregida y aumentada del chupacabras de la cual solo el super fecal nor podra ayudar
ahora los papas de ese niño no lo mataron por que estan mas preocupados en encontrar donde vivir y que comer pero felices por que su dinero se ocupo en un buen fin
y colorin colorado este cuento se ha terminado
2006-08-06 11:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by Sociopata Aburrido 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donde vive ese mocoso? DIME!!!!!!!!
2006-08-13 17:36:54 · answer #2 · answered by tofico 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muy bueno el cuento!!! =)
2006-08-12 09:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no cabe duda es de pe.ndejos ser panista. por ahora no se despues
2006-08-11 01:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by carlos a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-09 11:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by nmm1906 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
muy bueno
2006-08-09 09:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by gera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajaja, buen chiste.
2006-08-06 15:27:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
JAJAJAJ oye buena idea vamos a mandar al peje a un rio pero ahora si que nadie lo salve
2006-08-06 14:01:05 · answer #8 · answered by P@Ty_ReY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JAJAJAJA buenisimo!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-06 13:53:44 · answer #9 · answered by Marta M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JAJAJAJAJAJA.... muy buen chiste seguramente también forma parte del "compló" para hacer ver mal al peje
2006-08-06 13:32:57 · answer #10 · answered by Canito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋