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What's the first sign of the Apocalypse? (funniest and most creative answer wins the big ten).

2007-12-18 13:59:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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You mean George W.'s re-election scam to President, wasn't it?
The apocalypse is when
1. Carrot Top is considered a Sex Symbol:
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/ugliest2005.jpg
2. Madonna & Angelina start adopting children IN the US.
3. Have Mercy, Britney starts wearing underwear and wins the Parents Magazine Mom of the Year award....

2007-12-18 14:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by T M 3 · 2 3

A Dillon Mini gun My beloved Aussie flag A coupple of dozen Ice Cold Beers & free reign to annihilate anything that moves! I know thats 3 things, but i'm incapable of travelling light

2016-04-10 06:59:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Rosie O'Donnell eats Rush Limbaugh on live television, Jane Fonda is invited to speak at the VFW, our national language is officially changed to Spanish, Hillary Clinton is elected president.

2007-12-18 14:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Bunnies with huge appetites take over the world along with penguins with British Accents.

2007-12-18 14:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by Sakura 1 · 2 1

Hillary Clinton being sworn in as president of the United States.

2007-12-18 14:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 2 3

Obama marries Hillary and they get Rice to be the nanny...while Hillary runs the country!!!

2007-12-18 14:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by Muslimah S 3 · 1 1

Zap! A zombie ninja armed with lazer ray guns and a taser has just emerged from the cataclysmic fissure in northern California! Run everyone! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH--I've been "freeze-zapped..."

2007-12-18 14:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

The first born child gives birth to Rosemary's baby who spits up pea soup.

2007-12-18 14:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1 2

Hillary being elected President.

2007-12-18 14:02:31 · answer #9 · answered by ziggy_brat 6 · 3 3

Bush and Obama kiss, and then make babies that look like goat-puppies!

2007-12-18 14:03:56 · answer #10 · answered by Honeychild 4 · 3 1

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