omg i think i have a stalker and he is a little crazy wot should i do?

Question

the guy is turning nasty now and doing weird stuff like pretending to be other people and telling me he needs to have his meds omg im a lil scared!!!

kermit lmfao where do u get your ideas u crack me up!!!

Answer 1

"Little Crazy" Lol, you wern't saying that Last night......................when we were playing Scrabble,, not my fault you lost, who would of thought the winning word was "Orgasm" lol

"doing weird stuff " Well thats the last time I have sex with you, you said you liked my Nobbly Bobbly, .........I even saw you put the whole thing in your mouth, Lol ;)

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My, my what London Lady, what did you think i was talking about? lol

Needs to have his meds" Thanks, now everyone knows I take Viagra, its not cause the Wee fella cant perform, I promise, erm.. Miss Piggy is a demanding pig, (30minute Orgasm, Pigs have, geesh I made a cuppa tea, went pee put on the telly, and she was still at it) to be honest i think shes a Sex Addict, lol

Ok, LondonLady (Sensible Mode) Heres my plan, We'll need:

Frying Pan,
Some eggs, and Sausages, Bacon..... (Sorry im just a bit hungry)

Rite O The Plan!!

We'll need a Latex Glove and some Vaseline, a Whip, we're going to drive Satan out of him, but wait that will be pleasurable,

Plan B) We cut of his Knob and Balls Then Mail it to him, don't worry you get Free Delivery so it will arrive on Christmas Morning. With a note saying "Tuck in" and "Bought you some Earings"

Answer 2

Is It This Guy?
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Wait A Minute, Incoming Reports Have Just Confirmed The Identity Of The Medless Stalker, No Other Than :
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Answer 3

Stalkers are serious stuff babes, you should keep a log of all the facts and tell someone you trust immediately. Pref someone who is with you a lot. You don't say what makes u think u have a stalker but follow these general guidelines...

If you can safely, meaning DO NOT endanger yourself in any way, let this person know that their attention is unwanted and you will now be talking with the police. That is usually wnough for most people to back off. Do keep a diary of anything stalker related and take your log and talk to your local police, they will most likey contact this person and warn them for you.

Tell family and friends to be on the look out for you and while things are weird make sure you check in regularly so people know where you are and are safe.

If you feel in danger or threatened in anyway then call the police. Who knows what is going on inside someone elses head, could be completely harmless or .... so be safe not sorry ok x x

Answer 4

Take a page from their book, stalk them! Not to meet them etc, but to meet everyone they know right behind them. Let absolutely everyone know what a complete creep he is, that includes his parents, other relatives, people they work with and boss, etc etc. If they go to church, go and get up in front of everyone and say would they all please pray for this creep to drop dead, and get him to stop following and contacting you.

When you show you won't be just be a victim and they realize it is not worth it, it will stop almost any casual stalker. Anyone who persists after this deserves anything you give them and then some, and is possibly dangerous since they just don't care about anything else, so then you will really need to take more drastic action.

But this will stop most people. They do it just because they can without any real consequences. As soon as you make some real problems for them, like starting to let everyone they know and have to deal with know they are a creep, then they'll figure out fast that you aren't the right person to be doing this to..

Answer 5

You should tell some one and write every thing down every time you see or hear from him no matter if it was "by accident" If it carries on then you should involve the police guys like this normally have previous and more than likely he will of done this before. When you go out carry your mobile in your hands and have the polices nmber ready dialed so you only have to push a button should any thing happen to you unawares. gOOD LUCK AND BE CAREFULL

Answer 6

first of all don't get scared you by no ability comprehend who he's interior perhaps he has a weigh down on u. and in case you nevertheless think of hes goinng to do some thing to you have a verbal replace with you instructor. save away kind him and if he nevertheless follows you stand next to your instructor and tell him to maintain an eye fixed on that guy. as quickly as your instructor sees that hes been following you your, instructor will deliver him to the principals workplace. yet dont get scared that shall we him comprehend he could have all administration of you. Goodluck~!

Answer 7

i have a stalker, he texts me and calls me and met me at school once. I called Verizon and told them to block his number and they did. You could call your phone company if hes calling you . But the police wont do anything unless the person has threatened you, and you have proof. At least thats what they told me

Answer 8

Rename yourself to Allah's Lady.

Answer 9

You pretend to be someone else or simply call the cops or mace him

Answer 10

Tell him to leave you alone, or you'll call the cops if he is persistant call them.... Make sure your safe and with others so that he can not get you alone.
BE SAFE