I farted in class and it smell horrible. Is there a way i can my fart smell bad as it smell. so no one would notice when i fart in school.
2007-12-04 12:52:55 · 14 answers · asked by refreshe123d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Eat a lot of peppermints.
2007-12-04 12:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by conni 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lift your *** off the seat. That way there won't be any reverberation and no audibility factor. Whether it reeks or not depends on what you ate at that particular time period. But, by all means, don;t be ashamed by ripping a good one every now and again. Did you know that the average human farts 14-23 times a day? Be proud of your gas. Pass it with gusto.
2007-12-04 20:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Johnny H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't want your fart to smell, take a cushion, put it on your chair and fart into the cushion.
2007-12-04 20:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by you do not exist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fart next to someone and pretend its that person
make a discussed face and walk away
2007-12-04 20:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by Danielle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man take your nasty self out the room and fart! If you have women in the room you should really be ashamed of yourself.
Fart and then wait until its gone. Please!!!
2007-12-04 20:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by honesthustler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bleh i hate when i get gassy. i sort of hold it in and then my stomach starts making lurching noises. which are probably more embarrassing than actually farting.
2007-12-04 20:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by self-appointed queen of bs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat ostritch babies. They help with indigestion of the brain.
2007-12-04 20:56:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a wine cork from your parents.
2007-12-04 20:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
look at the kid next to you weird, like it came from them....worked for me many times
Good luck, also buy Beno
2007-12-04 20:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by Bradygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick an air fresner up your butt
2007-12-04 20:56:31 · answer #10 · answered by Bertie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋