My own mother once asked me if I was Jewish. I said, "I am if you are." I will never let her go on that one. I'm going to hold that one over her head until I think it's worn down its course.
2007-11-29 04:51:04 · 7 answers · asked by The hands that killed Jesus. 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Wow...this one made me think. I get asked so many stupid or rather dumb questions. The dumbest was my husband and I were car shopping and we walked into a Dodge Dealership and the salesman came over to us and said can he help us we said sure we are looking to purchase a Dodge Durango. He said okay I can help you with that, come into his office. We follow him to his office and he asked us so what can I do for you today? We looked at each other and said we want to purchase a Dodge Durango. Now we gave him the benefit of the doubt because we said maybe he was pre-occupied with his previous customer but of course he asked us again. After three times we felt we needed to go someplace else because if he did not listen to us then we could end up with something we did not want. But three times in about 30 minutes he asked the same question and each time we answered. I would have at least expected him to say new or used, but he just kept asking what could he do for us and before he got to say it a fourth time we said absolutely nothing can you do for us. Thank you and have a great day!
2007-11-29 06:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by chema129 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For me the most awkward question is "Do you have any kids?" I always have a hard time answering that one. Technically, I am a mother. I gave birth to a son. But I gave him up for adoption more than 12 years ago. So, I'm not raising any children. I really hate that question.
As for someone else's question about are you pregant or could possibly be pregnant, I used to love answering that question. When I was impossibly single and definitely NOT having sex, I'd always have the same response: "Well, last time I checked, you had to have sex in order to get pregnant. And I'm certainly no Virgin Mary!" LOL
2007-11-29 05:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by Erin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work at the school my 12 year old sister attends. I teach on the same hall as her classes. Matter of fact were in rooms beside each other.My sister and I look alike yet you can tell that Im the oldest, she's my height with the same last name, she rides with me every morning which students could see (I drive by the way) and we sometimes sit together at lunch.I wear a school badge and dress professional while she wears jeans and t-shirts. Well a student came up to us and said are ya'll sisters?... Yes! Twins?...No! You guys are in the same grade who's the oldest? ....OMG!!
2007-11-29 12:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...too funny, the dumbest is from a woman my man messed around with..until he dumped her..she asked if I "Loved Him" we only been together for 10 years now...and he refuses to leave me and I refuse to do this all over again. You know leave him and find someone else Nahhh.
2007-11-29 06:09:13 · answer #4 · answered by !@#$% 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EMT: Are you pregnant, or can you possibly be pregnant?
Me (in front of about 10 people): no...I just had my period yesterday...O! And I've never had sex!
2007-11-29 04:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by Bobba Shanika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay my mom called our house phone and i answered and then she asked are you at your friends house? i was like unless she lives at our house that would be slightly impossible and then she was like that is right your at home
2007-11-29 05:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by lostgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I fat?
2007-11-29 11:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋