After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
2007-10-22 06:16:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jokes are really funny. Thanks.
2007-10-22 06:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-22 06:59:26 · answer #2 · answered by L. S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first ones better
2007-10-22 06:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by [н]αzє 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! I like the first one but the second just made me grin.
2007-10-22 06:20:47 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing.
2007-10-22 06:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the first one... thanks.
My favorite corny joke:
A man was on his death bed trying to say something to his wife. She stated.. "What is it dear ... tell me!"
He gasped.... "I was an awful husband... I slept with your two sisters and best friend..."
"It is OK.." she soothed... "Why do you think I poisoned you?"
2007-10-22 06:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like someone is giving me a warning=against getting wed
star awarded
2007-10-22 07:08:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More like a quotation
2007-10-22 09:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by Sez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like them.
2007-10-22 06:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, you'll be scaring carpy off marrying me hun (only joking), pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-22 06:48:10 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Both very simple but they get the desired effect. well done.
2007-10-22 06:34:38 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋