Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
2007-10-22 05:45:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
those are good, but now having second thought, (only joking)
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2007-10-22 07:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Author Unknown A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. George Ade An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. William Castle Without geography, you're nowhere. Author Unknown Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. P.D. East The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Author Unknown A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. Sir Winston Churchill I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. Author Unknown A line is a dot that went for a walk.Paul Klee Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit. Bill Maher I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Unknown The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. Mark Twain For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Unknown God's last name is not "Dammit." Unknown The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Robert Bloch Have a nice day! :)
2016-04-09 21:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-22 21:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh very funny and true.
2007-10-22 05:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, loved it hun, pmsl
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2007-10-22 06:38:00 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some good ones there. lol
2007-10-22 06:26:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that is funny lol
2007-10-22 07:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe. that's mean, but funny. nice!
2007-10-22 05:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by kitten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last bit is so TRUE
2007-10-22 06:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. funny.
2007-10-22 06:13:38 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋