i used to know a lot, but i forget most of them....help me out
2007-10-11 13:12:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well here are a couple of them i always tell to my friends:
Yo mamas so fat, when she sits around the house,
SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!!
Yo mama so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamas so fat, she eats wheat thicks!
Yo mamas so fat, i tried to drive around her but i ran out of gas!
Yo mamas so stupid, she slept with a ruler to measure how long she sleeps.
Yo mamas so stupid, she watched the three stooges and took notes.
Yo mamas so stupid, she called Dan Quale for a spell check.
Yo mamas so fat, she eats wheat thicks!
Yo mamas so fat, she went to antartica and all the whales sang, " We are family, Even though your fatter than me!"
Yo mamas so fat, soem one ran in to her with a car and she turned around and said, " who threw that pebble?"
Yo mamas so fat, she sucks up helium and talks real deep.
Yo mamas so ugly, she turned Meduca to stone
Yo mamas so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama so retarted, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead just to make-up her mind.
Yo mamas so stupid, she waited for a stop sign to turn green!
Yo mamas so hairy, she walked in and the said," Ok, Where?"
Yo mamas so greasy, Texico buys oil from her.
Yo mamas so greasy, you could bake french fries in her belly button!
Yo mamas so poor, you saw her kicking a can and said what are you doing? then she replied: moving.
Yo mamas so poor, if you accedently step on her cigarette, she yells," Don't step on the family heater!"
Yo mamas so poor, you asked her to turn on the TV and she said Sorry we're all out of crayons
2007-10-11 13:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mama So Stupid That When She Walked Past the YMCA She said ''hey look they spelled macy's wong'' i know tons but can't htink of all of them now! Wait here another one
Yo Mama So Fat EveryTime she turns around people throw her a welcome back party!
2007-10-11 13:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
"yo mama's so fat it takes 2 buses and a prepare just to get on her good area" "yo mama's so fat she would be ready to't even leap to a end" p.c.. up line; "pass over you may desire to be leaving the rustic" "why?" "because of the fact your packin that plenty @ss"
2016-11-08 01:17:42 · answer #3 · answered by lizarraga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so poor when she walks in the front door she walks out the back door
2007-10-14 09:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's & put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test.
2007-10-11 13:21:57 · answer #5 · answered by peaches6 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your mama's so dumb she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for the gumball to come out! *BURRRN*
your mama's so fat she jumped and got stuck in the air.
OOOOOH
2007-10-11 13:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by notepad39 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
your mom is so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry.
you mom is so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.
you mom is so fat she sells shade.
2007-10-11 14:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by TheBrain 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your mama's so black, she went to night school and was marked absent!
2007-10-11 14:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by ☆☃❀ ~♥~♪ tigger bitten ♪~♥~ ❀☃☆ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and said twinkie
2007-10-11 13:18:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
the ones with you'res in it.
2007-10-11 13:18:24 · answer #10 · answered by Bubbly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋