1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.
2. A few clowns short of a circus.
3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
5. A few beers short of a six-pack.
6. A few peas short of a casserole.
7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
9. One taco short of a combination plate.
10. A few feathers short of a whole duck
2007-10-11 13:10:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A couple of cards short of a full deck.
2007-10-11 13:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by Romeo 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Joe isn't an fool, and he should be in contact about making 250k a 365 days, as a top wing device for this very last month or so, he should be about to get the honest market value of atleast 250k for each and each and every of the right-winging he's been doing... i recommend he has been on throughout FOX information like a abducted blond teen!
2016-10-09 01:32:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, any idiot can p'ss on the floor, it takes a real hero th sh't on the ceiling.
I have 3 things to say about this topic:
1) It takes a pretty smart person to realize how stupid they are.
2) I can't believe (based on #1) that you have answers defending stupid people. Kinda adds a whole new outlook to political correctness.
3) I take offense to you talking about me behind my back like this.
2007-10-12 02:04:09 · answer #3 · answered by cme 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Being an Avs fan!......JK!!
How about "His cheese slid off the cracker"
"One turd short from a good sh!t"
"Hes fishing with a bare hook"
"Hes two points shy of a 19 hand" (Cribbage referance, a 19 hand is zero)
2007-10-11 17:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by Wings Fan! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-11 21:55:38 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! Can I add "a sandwich short of a picnic"?
2007-10-11 13:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one pork chop short of a barbeque
2007-10-11 16:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
-An inbred baby
-crack baby
-Ate too many paint chips as a kid (my fave)
-Dropped on his/her head when he/she was a baby/young
2007-10-11 13:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
elevator does not reach top floor, your village called they are missing their idiot,
2007-10-11 16:00:04 · answer #9 · answered by sshueman 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol, I like #4.
2007-10-11 13:49:38 · answer #10 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋