A woman is in bed with her lover CrackerJack, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They have s*x for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.
Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only learning her side of the conversation... (She is speaking in a cheery voice)
"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye."
She hands up the telephone and her lover Jack, asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
2007-10-07 13:01:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Crackerjack - my apologies - should have said 'minutes' :(
2007-10-07 13:24:37 · update #1
You're naughty you know,but love the joke.LOL
Just one thing...How the hell do you make sex last for hours?
Please,someone let me know...practical demonstrations are accepted.LOL.
Now come on Fidgety,you have let the cat out of the bag.Telling everyone it only lasts for minutes; now they will all know why I am called the 'Human Egg Timer'.....but I do a very good hard boiled egg !!!
P.S.No need to apologise my dear,I know you are only joking.
So put a big smile on your face... {:-)
2007-10-07 13:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-10-09 06:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1. Needed that laugh.
2007-10-08 09:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give this one a 10!!
2007-10-07 20:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 now that WAS a really funny joke!
Nice one!
A well deserved star is on it's way! *
2007-10-08 04:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-07 20:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me likee dat one.
Sorry, 13th star, hope you aint superstitious
2007-10-08 04:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaa At least crackerjack is honest ....pmsl
2007-10-08 15:04:29 · answer #8 · answered by babyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats really cool....star 4 u..
2007-10-07 20:10:44 · answer #9 · answered by paddlepop 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahaaaaa, another good one honey
2007-10-07 20:21:04 · answer #10 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋