A man met a beautiful girl & he decided he wanted to marry her right away.She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented & they were married & they went on honeymoon to a very nice resortl
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board & did a two and half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost with a ripple. This was followed by a three rotations in jack-knife position before he again straightened out & cut the water with a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool & started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool.....
2007-09-18 12:28:12 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. After about 30 laps, complete in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," she said, "I was a prosti*ute in venice and I worked both sides of the canal."
2007-09-18 12:29:36 · update #1
Ha ha ha.!!!
A fit prostitute, lol bet she can do other things too ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Wonder Star.!!!
2007-09-18 18:50:27 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! 10!
2007-09-18 13:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will be across the street at seven every night just in case he doesn't show up.
2016-05-18 00:00:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW and even got to bathe between appointments lol
2007-09-18 13:04:00 · answer #4 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are getting a star for that one!
2007-09-18 12:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow.....that would suck for the guy. I kinda see the resemblance to the movie "Big Fish" when he proposed to her. Then again....she wasn't a prostitute lol!
2007-09-18 12:34:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol now that was really funny.I just wonder how long that marrige lasted.
2007-09-18 14:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA AH Ah ah
got a little carried away there
2007-09-18 12:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is a good one
2007-09-18 13:38:00 · answer #9 · answered by Princess Em 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Italian whore jokes, you've gotta love 'em. Bravo...
2007-09-18 13:18:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋