You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.
Sample the whisky to check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.
2007-09-18 11:59:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it before, but forgotten it - so glad you reminded me of it again! That is so worth a star.
Would love to come to your place for a meal., the entertainment alone would be worth it!
2007-09-18 12:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Worth a Star
2007-09-19 06:27:51 · answer #2 · answered by David M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is oldie usually come out around xmas..Still funny
2007-09-18 19:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by theladygeorge 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that definately deserves a star.
know a similar story 'bout deck of cards, hat, whiskey and having a cold but yours is better.
2007-09-18 19:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by edie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great, made me laugh. Gotta go now, gonna do some baking.
2007-09-18 19:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent golden oldie, forgotten about that one, hic!
2007-09-19 00:09:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 19:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol reminds me of someone i knew who worked in a bakery..true story..woman asks if they sell Dundee cake? assistant said no we only do Rangers and Celtic....
2007-09-19 04:07:22 · answer #8 · answered by mary 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey, thats funny. I think I will try it and let you know how it turns out.
2007-09-18 19:08:26 · answer #9 · answered by alex41 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hic,hic, tried that and it was good, will try again tonight, hic,hehehe
Have a star
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2007-09-19 04:27:10 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋