...... the teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give 50p to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish lad put his hand up and said, "It's Bono!"
The teacher said, "Sorry, Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put up his hand and said, "It's Sean Connery!"
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a little Jewish girl raised her hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Esther. Come up here and I'll give you your 50p."
As the teacher was giving Esther her money, she said, "You know Esther, you being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Esther replied, "I know- in my heart it's Moses, but business is business."
2007-09-17 09:10:32 · 15 answers · asked by J S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...too funny...smart little girl
2007-09-17 09:15:50 · answer #1 · answered by Melissa C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "There must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'." **************************************... There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read: "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide." The kids run off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer`s sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read: "Now there are two!!!"
2016-05-17 06:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 14:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever girl
2007-09-17 11:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooo little clever businesswoman
cool and funny joke mate
cheers mate
2007-09-17 09:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny,i have a liking for Jews.must be sympathy
2007-09-17 09:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by Big Tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one mate.
2007-09-17 09:21:31 · answer #7 · answered by retired gentleman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it,Thanks.
2007-09-17 09:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaa Ha Ha Ha!
2007-09-17 09:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-09-17 15:22:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋