Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
2007-09-16 08:19:13 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Glad I am not blonde. I have black hair and I have never heard of jokes about us. hahahaha
2007-09-16 08:29:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
some stable one Jim. listed authentic listed under are a pair greater desirable blond jokes. a million. How do you're making a blonds eyes twinkle. answer: shine a flashlight of their ear. 2. what do you call a clever blond. answer: golden retriever
2016-11-14 14:54:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-09-16 09:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
love blonde jokes
2007-09-16 09:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 13:04:03 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha the blonde ones just roll off your tongue!! Pardon the pun!!
:-)))
2007-09-16 10:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are terrible glad i'm not blonde.
2007-09-16 08:24:31 · answer #7 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao naughty naughty. well done
star for ya, thx for the laugh
2007-09-16 11:40:27 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha V good
2007-09-16 08:40:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooooooo. yeah now another cracker lol
cheers mate
2007-09-16 08:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋