Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the second day, the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.
She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
She is numb from her toes down.
While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
The skin was moist and dry.
Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her adult life, until she got a divorce.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
Skin: Somewhat pale but present.
The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.
Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
2007-08-20 13:31:34 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some of them really made me laugh!
I have regular hospital appointments, so I'm also very scared now!
I shall print them out & maybe leave them lying around in various hospital departments. I guess the reactions would either be horrified people who might get up & leave (in which case reducing waiting time) or people having a good laugh, thereby cheering themselves or others up. Either way - a positive result!
Well done, you!
2007-08-20 14:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol , keep em coming, thx for the laugh my friend .star for you
2007-08-20 17:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Again good ones.
2007-08-20 17:29:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones Jim.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still laughing - cheers.!!!
2007-08-20 18:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I'm surprised anyone could read them if they were written by doctors!!
:-)))
2007-08-21 10:29:38 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good. makes you wonder what they did in college for eight years!
2007-08-20 18:42:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
they well funny!
exactly how big is circus sized?
lol
2007-08-20 14:03:29 · answer #7 · answered by cowboy_style 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! lol!
2007-08-20 13:41:23 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic !
LMAO
2007-08-20 13:53:05 · answer #9 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-20 23:02:58 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋