God created woman. When God created woman he gave her three breasts. God decided that the middle breast did not serve any purpose and was in the way, so he got rid of it.
Woman ask God, "What are you going to do with this useless Boob?
So, God created Man.
2007-08-18 14:25:18 · 15 answers · asked by Birdlegs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. Very creative. I loved it! Star for you.
2007-08-18 14:34:17 · answer #1 · answered by billy brite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created woman so man could have a companion. Someone to talk to and interact with. Just because your girlfriend is a Christian doesn't mean she should stay with you if she was unhappy or whatever her reason was for breaking up with you. This is one reason he has created so many people. We are not all made for each other but we take our time and get to know many people and hopefully we will meet the right person that we do want to spend the rest of our lives with. You will meet the right one someday. Take your time, God will send her your way when you are least expecting her.In rthe mean-time get to know and be friends with all the ladies you can. You never know when "she" will show up.Remember also to treat them all like ladies from the beginning because one of them you may marry.
2016-04-02 03:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by Tanisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created life the rested.God then created man then rested.At the end god created woman. Neither god or man has rested ever since.
God asked Adam" Were is Eve ."Adam replied "Swimming in the ocean."God then says"Great,just great now how are we going to get that smell off all those fishes?"
2007-08-18 14:39:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created man and woman by dividing himself. So god is inside everyone! So respect everyone!
2017-01-09 03:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by Rama 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam was lonely, so he asked GOd to make him a mate. God said Ok, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg. Adam thought for a moment. "Eh," he said, "what can i get for a rib?"
2007-08-18 14:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by Vi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My theory on this is...when God created men, it was on the seventh day when he was resting. That's why he created women.
2007-08-18 22:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wonder why a woman needs to mate with a useless boob..
2007-08-18 14:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was crazy! Heres a star!
2007-08-18 15:14:51 · answer #8 · answered by Carter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats mean dude not cool not cool
2007-08-18 14:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by The Funny Guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious A STAR!!!!!!!
2007-08-18 19:16:17 · answer #10 · answered by angelbabies969702 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋