3 construction workers were eating their lunch on the top of the building on their lunch break. The black man said "I am so tired of my wife making me the same lunch everyday. I done with this chicken and gravy stuff, I swear if she makes me this tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the building!". The mexican man said, " All my wife makes me for lunch is bean burritos, if she makes me this tomorrow, I'm gonna jump off this building to!" The white man said, " I know these everyday sandwiches are horrible, if I have another one tomorrow, I'm jumping to!" Next day comes and its lunch time and the men look in their lunch bags. The balck man said, " Yes, my wife made me a steak for lunch, good thing I ain't jumpin' off this building!" The mexican man opened up his lunch bag and said, " Yes! Tacos! My favorite, no jumping off this building for me!" The white man opened up his lunch bag and pulled out a sandwich. The white man looked @ his co-workers and jumped off the building.
2007-08-17 11:49:14 · 6 answers · asked by Quality 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After the white man jumped off building the mexican said, "He's not married, didn't he make his own lunch?"
Funny?
2007-08-17 11:50:31 · update #1
here is one:
there is 3 men on this magic hill. one mexican,one white, and one black. when ever you jump off the hill you turn into what you want to be. so the mexican jumped off and wanted to be rich, so when he reached the bottem he became rich. the black man wanted to be the fastest animal there was. when he reached the bottom he became a cheata. the white man triped on a rock and said $hit...
2007-08-21 08:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard that same joke in Europe but it was the black boy who stoled the Mexicans lunch and the white guy thru the thieving bastard off the roof things are thje same every where
2007-08-17 13:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotflolmao!!! OMG, I've heard many versions of this joke, but this is probably the funniest!! Good thing I saw this in the morning. You just made my day!
2007-08-17 12:07:17 · answer #3 · answered by tara_sheikha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 14:01:53 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! grrrrl friend that is soo funny!
2007-08-17 12:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by lacrosse chic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i havent heard that one before. yeah its funny.
could i get best answer please?
2007-08-17 11:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by spinnaker sniper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋