top 10 ways to annoy your roommate?

Question

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.'''

Answer 1

1. have a yard sale ,sell all his stuff ,when he finds out give him half the money ,when he protests just tell him that if he had had better stuff to sell he would have got more money !

2. Have his parking space designated as handicapped parking

3.Call his mother and tell her that you have NEVER seen anyone take that much dope and live !

4. drink all his/her beer all the saying that his just tastes better
when he runs out and tries to drink yours tell him that you just had to pee in a bottle for a drug test and you forgot which one was it !

5. Tell him you have crabs and he better remember to wipe the commode and clean the tub before using it and borrow his clothes !!

Answer 2

Personally, I wouldn't bother to tell my roommate about her boyfriend, cos it doesn't really serve any purpose but to ***** (in a nice way). I mean, think of what good that will come out of telling her? Just bear with it until you're ready to move out, and then you can have your freedom back. I'm currently renting too, and my landlord, who is staying in the same house, has never been clean or do chores around the house even. He just let someone else do it, and if I ever complain, he'll just tell me to move out (I pay the cheapest rent, so I feel like I have no 'voice' here). I, too am always 'confined' in my bedroom, eating here. I've since moved my kitchen utensils into my room as well. It's uncomfortable for me to even be anywhere around the house, because if I bump into him or vice versa, there's always a remark/ comment like, did you take any of my sugar/ did you cook here (it was messy, but it wasn't me)/ did you use the paper towel that was here etc. I literally cringe every time he opens his mouth. Another time, he wanted to go further with this by asking why I would walk past a bunch of dirty dishes if I see it lying there in the sink, while I wash my own. I was so pissed cos they're HIS dishes, not mine. Like does he really think I should wash his dishes now? That was when I put my foot down and answered him, "Yes, I did saw it." He looked at me and asked, "Well why can't you wash it? Since you wash yours." I shot back "You have a dishwasher, put it in there yourself". He just rolled his eyes and walk away. Never bothered me after that - for now. For me, unfortunately, I still have a long way to go before saving enough money to move out :(

Answer 3

Good ones! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

9 was confusing. But the rest was funny.

Answer 5

haha i love the potato one. lol very funny

Answer 6

All gr8 ideas

Answer 7

Awwwwesommme :)

Answer 8

funny, but your roommate will think your pshyco.

Answer 9

haha

Answer 10

hahahhaha