Arthur Starkey, an old aristocrat was lying on his death bed. His son, James, was standing close to Arthur's bed. Being that Arthur was on a ventilator and could not speak, James brought him a pen and a piece of paper to communicate. As James sat down beside his father, suddenly Arthur's eyes began to grow wide. He was wheezing and struggling for life as he scribbled a note and placed it in his son's pocket (but because of the pandemonium in the hospital room, James never noticed). He died ten minutes later.
An hour later...
James, crying hysterically, stood in his bedroom. Realizing that he looked quite messy and that he might wake his wife with his tears, he tried to calm himself. After quieting down, he reached into his pocket for a hankerchief but he found a piece of paper. It read: 'Get off my oxygen tube you bleeding get!'
Star if you like!
2007-08-17 08:56:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those of you who are absolutely convinced you're right about 'get', think again. 'Get' is another variation 'git'.
Peace out.
2007-08-25 04:20:15 · update #1
aw....poor guy!
2007-08-17 09:02:46 · answer #1 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best! Loved it lol
2007-08-25 07:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by June S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll admit I did not see that one coming, but also have never heard of someone called a "get."
2007-08-24 21:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a big laugh and a cry at the same time!
2007-08-24 17:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it but it was more sad than funny
2007-08-24 03:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't laugh at a sad joke.
2007-08-22 11:57:32 · answer #6 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awww,
I can see myself accidentally doing that.
Wow.
That was good though.
thanks for the laugh.
star for you.
2007-08-23 04:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by music=life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad but funny
2007-08-21 08:38:45 · answer #8 · answered by chess_is_best 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sucks for that guy
2007-08-17 09:05:18 · answer #9 · answered by Old School 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh how sad. funny but sad. star for you.
2007-08-24 12:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's wild!
2007-08-23 16:49:00 · answer #11 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋