1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"
4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"
6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"
8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
2007-08-17 08:44:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anchor 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love all them. did you made up?
2007-08-17 12:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by smileyfacered 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like number 2 and 7
2007-08-17 16:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by brenda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 21:47:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! That is funny...and true!
Star!
2007-08-17 15:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha great one!
2007-08-17 16:39:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the hunter is my favorite!!!!!
2007-08-17 15:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by l4cub4nit4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so true. lol
2007-08-17 15:52:56 · answer #7 · answered by Sagittarius4lyfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is RETARDED, GROSS, AND STUPID get a life.
2007-08-17 16:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋