How do you spot a Scottish ship?
It's the one not being followed by seagulls
A 12th century sixpence was recently uncovered at an archaeological dig in Aberdeen. Gathered around it were four skeletons on their hands and knees.
A Scotsman gets a cab to take him and his girlfriend home. she's so beautiful he can barely keep his eyes on the meter.
McTavish is on his death bed. He calls over his friend Hamish and says 'I have a bottle of 35 year old whisky under my pillow. When i'm dead would you do me the kindness and pour it over my grave??
'Of course I will my old friend' replies Hamish. 'Thought I might be passing it through my kidneys first'
Why don't Scotsmen buy fridges?
They don't believe the light goes out when you close the door.
What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe tips occasionally.
2007-08-17 08:40:26 · 10 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
stop the hate.
2007-08-17 08:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Greg 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Very Funny Hahahaha, a change from the Blond & Irish
10/10
2007-08-17 08:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now now Brian they were cheeky ones. by the way ye wee nyaff did ye dry that t bag oot like ye were asked.
2007-08-17 10:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by LEIGH B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what dya do when scotland win the world cup? switch off your playstation and go to bed.
2007-08-17 08:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love 'em! Keep 'em coming!
2007-08-17 08:47:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-17 09:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-17 23:11:16 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye cheeky wee bugger ye,lol.
2007-08-17 09:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Dingle. It does make a change. Thanks.
2007-08-17 08:52:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-17 08:48:21 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋