An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub and buy beers. Just as they raise their drinks to their lips, three flies land in each of the pints.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Irishman fishes the fly out of his beer and carries on drinking.
The Scotsman picks the fly out of his drink and starts shaking it, 'Spit it oot, ye thieving wee bastard! Spit it oot...!
2007-08-17 08:28:22 · 25 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can't wait to tell my Scottish boyfriend that one. He'll love it..........not!! V Funny!
2007-08-17 08:31:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 08:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aye the fly thought he was gallus..
LMAO!
ave a star
2007-08-17 08:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is funny; here's a star!!! :0)
2007-08-17 08:39:47 · answer #4 · answered by fire_fall_now 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol dats a good one star for u
2007-08-17 08:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by albaholic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-08-17 08:30:54 · answer #6 · answered by Keith 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-08-17 09:19:16 · answer #7 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol nice one
2007-08-17 08:33:55 · answer #8 · answered by thewmcmoppressed 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heh heh heh me being scottish thats true!!!i just ate the wee ****!
2007-08-17 08:33:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-17 23:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋