You know you're from NEW YORK CITY when...?

Question

1.You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
2.You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
3.You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4.Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
5.The subway makes sense.
6.You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
7.You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".
8.The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
9.You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
10.You consider Westchester "upstate".
11.You think Central Park is "nature."
12.You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.
13.You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it’s a "steal."
14.You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times

15.You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.
16.You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
17.You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.
18.Your closet is filled with black clothes.
19.You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.
20.You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.
21.You take fashion seriously.
22.Being truly alone makes you nervous.
23.You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.
24.Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."
25.America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.
26.You've gotten jaywalking down to an art form.
27.You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.
28.Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.
29.$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.

30.You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" stories.
31.You don't notice sirens anymore.
32.You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.
33.Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.
34.You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
35.You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.
36.You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.
37.Your door has more than three locks.
38.Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.
39.You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
40.You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.
41.You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.

Answer 1

I wish I had your patience.........

Answer 2

i do no longer understand lots approximately wolves yet whilst they're something like coyotes, which additionally they claimed we could desire to continually no longer kill because of fact they shop deer, rabbit, and squirrel populations in stability, then all they do is howl and bark and shop on all nighttime and reason human beings thousands and thousands of greenbacks in farm animals and to boot in the event that they shop the populations in stability im specific a deer hunter does no longer recommendations having an more desirable bag cut back or a squirrel hunter or rabbit hunt i understand you hunt so what do you think of? and that i think of you have a great thought those human beings have seen those "threat unfastened" varmints in a zoo someplace and ask why might all and sundry hunt those creatures yet we that hut those creatures say why might they placed a depressed animal in a cage for human beings to assume they're threat unfastened placed a goat in a cage of coyotes or wolves and enable your infants watch open some beers and notice how threat unfastened they're heck placed 2 or 3 goats in it that's what happens each nighttime out on huge farms we had coyotes consume 4 chickens in one nighttime and then human beings say we could desire to continually no longer be killing them i lose interest of it how approximately we pass with a extra suitable thought and swap those wolves unfastened in a brand ny petting zoo supported via animal rights activists on account that they say it themselves it does no longer be actual to do something approximately it because of fact they're in trouble-free terms doing what they understand how and do you're taking VISA? identity help it

Answer 3

You are a
"bitter little" person,
are You .... LOL

Sounds like Woody Allen.



Aaron Moses.

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PS.: Thank You very much for
the fun You gave me. I think
I give You a star....

Answer 4

Long but funny! 10!

Answer 5

100% true

but hey i still love N.Y.C

42:You eat ice scream when is snowing and think is normal

Answer 6

oh nice list i agree im from nyc too

Answer 7

Yawn......oof such a long list.....

Answer 8

lol