The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" she said. "What kind of a day are you having?"
"Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven't had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and I have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposed to have two couples to dinner tonight."
The mother was shocked and was at once all sympathy. "Oh, darling," she said, "sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a repairman I know who'll be at your house to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I'll do everything. In fact, I'll even call George at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once."
"George?" said the housewife. "Who's George?"
"Why, George! Your husband!....Is this 223-1374?"
"No, this is 223-1375."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number."
There was a short pause and the housewife said, "Does this mean you're not coming over?"
2007-08-17 08:18:15 · 18 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha good one. You would have thought she would have gone round anyway!!!!
:-)))
2007-08-17 09:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny and i would ask the same question they have the conversation and the housewife dont know who Moshe talking to
2007-08-17 08:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one calam.
A nice end to the day for me
Thanks for the laugh
2007-08-17 09:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 08:22:49 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggled ha ha
2007-08-17 08:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-08-17 08:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahha
thought that was coming
your a star
2007-08-17 17:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course- she’s still coming…… NOT!!!! Hahahaha… good one!!!!
2007-08-17 08:32:49 · answer #8 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol send her to my house
2007-08-17 23:00:38 · answer #9 · answered by fayem7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha - good one Jane =)
2007-08-17 08:48:23 · answer #10 · answered by the questioner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋