Old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.
You're getting old when you don't care where your wife goes, just so long as you don't have to go along to.
You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
2007-08-17 08:14:50 · 10 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is so true and I gave you a star.
2007-08-17 11:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by Patty Pooh Pooh Pie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are great. here are a few more and a star.
The candles cost more than your birthday cake
An "all-nighter" means you didn't have to get up in the middle of the night to go the bathroom
You walk through an antique shop saying "I remember those"
You clean your mouth and your teeth seperatley
You bend over to fix the wrinkles in your socks and realize you aren't wearing socks
you see a girl in a mini skirt and instead of saying "Man she's hot" you say "Hmmm she must be really cold."
2007-08-17 20:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 15:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very sad --- and bitter.
But funny toooooo...
I must give You a STAR !!!
Aaron Moses.
2007-08-17 17:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked the first one.
2007-08-17 15:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by Heather 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope I never get that old.
2007-08-17 18:22:21 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2007-08-17 19:40:51 · answer #7 · answered by Coldhearted 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
know what you mean, I'm getting that way
2007-08-17 15:43:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice!
shiny star for you :o)
2007-08-17 15:22:10 · answer #9 · answered by Alice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool, luv them.
2007-08-17 15:32:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋