A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
STAR if funny.
2007-08-17 08:03:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And after all that effort he put into it.
Poor guy.
Keep postin
2007-08-17 08:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-08-17 09:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I smiled at the first 2, raised my eyebrows at the 3rd and laughed at the 4th. I like jokes that are longer, and have talking and such.
2016-04-01 20:31:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank god she did not wanna be like Posh and said 6, she would have had to go through drinking warm and sickly full fat fresh milk
2007-08-17 09:16:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol anothet good one - have a star for keeping me laughing!
2007-08-17 08:46:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star star star ha ha ha
2007-08-17 08:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
She must be a fat woman. What an idiot.
2007-08-17 08:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by bootylover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men just don't get it, but we try.
2007-08-17 08:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-08-17 08:06:39 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-17 23:17:15 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋