A grocery worker is stocking shelves when a man asks him how much the watermelons are. "They're on special - one dollar each" he replies. The man looks them over and says "Hmm these are too big, do you have any smaller, about half this size?" the grocer replies. "No just what you see there, one dollar any size, it's a good deal" The man says "Yes, but I don't want one that big, could I buy half a melon for 50 cents?"
"I'll check with the manager" says the grocer. He gets down to the managers office and says "Some moron wants to buy half a frigging watermelon" suddenly he realizes the man followed him into the office, "And this fine gentleman has generously offered to buy the OTHER half!"
2007-08-17 07:48:23 · 7 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, that's clever. I got a good laugh.
2007-08-17 07:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by T the D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't see that one coming. Good!
2007-08-17 15:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one...
2007-08-17 14:54:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, but then it sounds like a skit from a show or a movie...i guess it's kinda funny.
2007-08-17 15:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by Kurious1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-08-17 14:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh oh!
2007-08-17 14:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by Monchichi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one :)
2007-08-17 14:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by Alice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋