A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. "They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."
2007-08-17 07:32:06 · 13 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha.
I could relate :P
2007-08-17 07:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by MommaBear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-17 15:19:51 · answer #2 · answered by alora95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-08-17 14:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, gold star
2007-08-17 15:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by RACHEL B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.
* 4 u
2007-08-17 15:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe good one! LOL still has me laughing!!!
keep posting :)
2007-08-17 14:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♪♫Lola♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. good 1!!! that wuz really funny!!
2007-08-17 15:01:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhaha
2007-08-17 16:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boooooooooo
2007-08-17 14:37:56 · answer #9 · answered by CluelessOne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha.....nice one, love this joke
2007-08-17 14:53:05 · answer #10 · answered by Sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋