A blonde reports for her university final exam. The exam consists mainly of true or false questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin. She marks the answer sheet 'true' for heads and 'false' for tails.
Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the next few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."
STAR if funny.
2007-08-17 07:26:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOA more please ha ha ha and yet more stars 4U
2007-08-17 07:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I like blonde jokes too Here is one for you............
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.
''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''
The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''
2007-08-17 08:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by russbillen 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao blonde jokes are always a good laugh.
2016-04-01 20:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 07:59:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, thats hilarious XD
2007-08-17 08:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by foxylilminxdevil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. Have a star.
2007-08-17 09:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love blonde jokes so have a star!
2007-08-17 08:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny! I've heard a similar one, but this one is great!
2007-08-17 07:41:00 · answer #8 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny!
2007-08-17 07:38:47 · answer #9 · answered by ♪♫Lola♪♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was flippin funny!! good job star for you!!
2007-08-17 08:04:30 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Blue Angel♥ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehehe
i am laughing,
but... I just want you to know, i am blonde, and I would NEVER do that, mabye if i didn't study. lol jk
2007-08-17 08:03:54 · answer #11 · answered by Rachel Marie ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋