Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates.
That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumph. One of them asked the captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?" The captain replied, "If I had been wounded in the attack, the shirt would not have shown my blood. Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at both the courage and intelligence of such a manly man's man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching! The crew stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual brilliant orders. Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants."
2007-08-17 07:25:33 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!! Brown pants, indeed!
2007-08-17 07:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by CluelessOne 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely brilliant!
Cheers for the laughs!
10/10 and your star is on its way!!!
2007-08-22 06:16:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
rofl 10/10
2007-08-25 06:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by the happy bouncy one 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 08:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Verry gooooood.
2007-08-21 13:29:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was a good one. I'd need the brown pants too!!!
2007-08-17 08:09:04 · answer #6 · answered by Deb S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One!! star
2007-08-17 07:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This made me laugh, a star for you
2007-08-24 14:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by RPrincess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO 9/10!
2007-08-17 07:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by pirate_princess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha heard it before but still one of my fav's! Have a star anyway!
2007-08-22 03:31:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋