Sitting in the bar Skybluecarp asked his 40-year-old buddy Jim jr M, "How come you aren't married?"
Jim jr: "I haven't found the right woman yet."
Skyblu: "So what are you looking for?"
Jim jr: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good cook and house-keeper, and she's got to know how to handle money, a really nice and pleasant personality is a must -and money, she's got to have money...and a home, a nice big house, is what she has to have."
Skyblu: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU."
Jim jr: "Oh, it's okay if she is crazy."
2007-08-17 06:59:19 · 18 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-17 17:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha, Nice one honey.
2007-08-17 14:36:58 · answer #2 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He once asked me to marry him. I told him the same thing and he said "It's okay if you're crazy". Didn't know why until today.
2007-08-17 07:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 08:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-08-17 08:14:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have a star
2007-08-17 07:42:59 · answer #6 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-08-17 07:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol star girl
2007-08-17 23:06:46 · answer #8 · answered by fayem7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-17 07:06:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
YEA SOUNDS IDEAL.
2007-08-18 00:28:08 · answer #10 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋