Irving, a Rabbi is visiting his good friend Father Clarence, a Catholic Priest. Clarence remembered he had a dentist appointment and asked Irving if he would fill in for him at the Confessional. "I don't know about that Clarence" said Irving. "It's easy" said Clarence," you watch me for a few hours then you take over" A woman came in and confessed to adultery. "How many times?" said the Priest. "Three times" said the woman. "OK, say three hail Marys and put $5 in the poor box" A man comes in and confesses adultery, "How many times?" says the Priest "Three times" says the man "OK say three hail Mary s and put $5 in the poor box." It was time for Clarence to go, he asked Irving if he knew what to do. "I think so" says Irving. A woman comes in and confesses adultery. "How many times you do this?" says the Rabbi. "Once" says the woman. The Rabbi says, "OK go and do it two more times, we're having a special, three for $5"
2007-08-17 06:58:35 · 13 answers · asked by Limestoner62 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gee i wonder how many hail mary's i get lol
2007-08-17 07:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 08:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good
2007-08-17 07:03:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah that's a rabbi alrite. lol
2007-08-17 07:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
zomg thats funny
2007-08-17 07:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! That was hilariously unexpected!
2007-08-17 07:04:27 · answer #6 · answered by Sampras 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha star
2007-08-17 07:32:39 · answer #7 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that was awesome
2007-08-17 07:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by Cello Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 8)
2007-08-17 07:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
v good
2007-08-17 07:43:24 · answer #10 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋