There was an old man laying on the beach naked and a little girl pasing bystops and
stares at the man and asked "mister what is that".
The man asks "what?"
The little girl says "that between your legs."
The man says "oh that well the thing
that is standing is the bird, the two things
on the side are the eggs and the thing around
it is the nest."
The old man then asked her to leave so he can get some sun. He falls asleep and when he wakes up there are paramedics around him
he asked "what happened?"
The peramedic said "ask the little girl."
The old man calls her over ans asks what happened.
The little girl said "when you went to sleep I tried to make the bird fly I pulled and pulled but he got big and spit at me. So I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burned the nest.
2007-08-17 06:54:08 · 10 answers · asked by samurai_fairy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Think about it. It doesn't work with anyone who hasn't seen a pipi before, so it has to be a little girl.
2007-08-17 07:36:12 · update #1
pretty funny!
it had to be a girl tho otherwise the joke wudnt have worked.it cudnt have been an adult goin up to him asking wot it was between his legs as they wud know what it is obviously!
2007-08-17 07:37:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 08:24:04 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorta funny!
2007-08-17 07:39:56 · answer #3 · answered by shrek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh i agree with Shade...quite funni but the idea of using a little girl in the joke does make it a bit perverted
2007-08-17 07:28:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
omg thats so funny! 8^D
2007-08-17 07:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-17 07:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by Shade 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha ..thats a good one...i loved it!!!! keep them coming!!!
:)
STAR
2007-08-17 07:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by ♪♫Lola♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg,funny buh gross!
2007-08-17 09:59:40 · answer #8 · answered by chocolate_bunny240 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are sick!
2007-08-17 07:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by sofar 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg...
2007-08-17 09:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋