Glasgow Rangers manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Football and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Scotland.
Two weeks later the 'Gers are 4-0 down to Aberdeen with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Rangers! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in Scottish football.
"Hello mum, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."
" Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day.
Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time."
The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry."
"Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to Glasgow in the first place!"
2007-08-17 06:35:21 · 25 answers · asked by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent now my turn
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."
2007-08-17 06:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
great 1
2007-08-18 04:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tacky but funny! 10!
2007-08-17 15:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL Hilarious, Thumbs Up, Cheers! ;-)
2007-08-17 14:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by Tony 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was expecting a different type of joke, but you actually made me laugh!!
2007-08-17 13:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good
2007-08-17 14:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by SG 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i see but im from glasgow and its not that bad there are places more worse! trust me!
2007-08-17 15:30:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
OMG, that was hilarious!!! :D :D You got me rolling on da floor rite now! My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard. Anyways, that really made my day, so here is a star for u!
2007-08-17 13:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by TJ2007 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
very funny
2007-08-18 02:35:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha where did u get this joke from its too funny any way a star for u from me
2007-08-17 13:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋