A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."
2007-08-17 06:33:10 · 9 answers · asked by samurai_fairy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm a blonde and I still liked it :P
2007-08-17 07:43:14 · answer #1 · answered by MommaBear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ventriloquist Jokes
2016-10-31 21:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny....I love blondes for that very reason. You think they have a point and it's good and then...bam yep they're a blonde....Good humor!!!
2007-08-17 06:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by fire_fall_now 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-17 08:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it... Blonde has a E on the end.... Are you blonde?
2016-05-20 22:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by christin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2007-08-17 07:09:33 · answer #6 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!! blondes.....*sigh*
2007-08-17 06:48:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny...
2007-08-17 06:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute:)
2007-08-17 06:46:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋